Post by James Phoenix on Oct 31, 2008 21:22:03 GMT -5
Friday Night – October 31st, 2008 – San Diego, CA
Show Opening:
Big Show is in the back rubbing his neck. He coughs and says he had Taker beat, but Taker was a coward and used the banned submission hold. He says if their paths cross again, he;s not going to knock Undertaker out, he’s going to bury him.
Vickie and Chavo are then seen nearby. Vickie wished us a Happy Halloween and says she has plenty of tricks and treats. She says that by one we know that Undertaker will be in a casket match. She says he will know what it is like to be trapped inside and will gasp for air and his brains will explode from the fear of knocking that this is his final resting place. She then announces that the man who will subject Undertaker to this is Chavo Guerrero. Chavo looks very scared as she says this, and then leaves as Vickie cackles manically.
[JR and Tazz are dressed as a sailor and solider respectively. They welcome us to the show as we see tons of fans in costumes.]
Match #1: Miz & Morrison vs. Carlito & Primo:
Morrison and Primo start the match. They lock up and Primo applies an armbar. Morrison reverses into one of his own and takes primo to the mat. Primo gets free, trips Morrison, and applies an arm bar. Morrison reverses and hits an elbow before flipping Primo to the mat. Primo arm drags Morrison several times and scores a near fall. He then throws Morrison face first into the corner and then tags in Carlito. They double team him and Carlito scores a near fall. Carlito hits a clothesline and scores another near fall. Morrison uses the rope to take control and tags in Miz. He throws Carlito into the corner and then into the other corner. He jumps backward over Miz and rolls him up for a near fall. He knocks Miz to the corner and tags in Primo. They flip Miz to the outside and then launch the illegal Morrison right out on top of him. Primo takes Mix down when we return. He then arm drag flips him to the mat and scores a near fall. Primo tags in Carlito and then trip and head butt him on the mat and Carlito scores a near fall. Morrison gets the tag and assaults Carlito in the corner. Carlito comes back and hits some lefts and rights and tags in Primo. They double team him but almost mess it up and both Primo and Morrison end up on the mat. Morrison hits his finisher while the ref is distracted by Carlito, and scores a near fall. He then slams Primo and scores a near fall. Morrison applies a headlock to Primo on the mat. Miz gets the tag as Primo tries to tag as well. He stops Primo, drops al elbow, and scores a near fall. Miz applies a full nelson to Primo as he tries to tag Carlito. He slides out, goes for a cradle near fall, and rolls it into the tag. Carlito comes in, takes Miz down, and throws him in the corner. Miz kicks him and runs out but Carlito hits a power bomb and scores a near fall. Morrison comes in but is taken down by Primo and thrown from the ring. Mix then knocks Primo form the ring. Carlito rolls Miz up and scores a near fall then is tripped by Morrison from the outside. When he turns around he it his with the million dollar running knee lift and the neck breaker, then picks up the win.
[We the casket backstage and it segways into a casket match promo]
- Commercial Break #1 -
[When we return, we see footage of Maria, Jesse, and Festus with the Masked Magician from MyNetworkTV's "Magic’s Biggest Secrets Revealed". He locks Maria in a box and then slides her head around while her body stays still. He opens the box and Maria’s body is twisted like a rope. Jesse warns him to untwist her unless he wants Festus on him. The Magician holds up his hand and un-twists her.]
Jimmy Wang Yang comes to the ring dressed as John Wayne. He introduces himself and reminds us that he’s our boy, pilgrim!
- Commercial Break #2 -
Match #2: “John Wayne” Yang vs. The Brian Kendrick:
They lock up and Yang flips Kendrick to the mat. He comes back with a push but Yang kicks him in the knee. He goes off the ropes, jumps over Kendrick, and takes him into the corner. He throws some rights and then trips him to the mat. He kicks him in the face and slides from the ring. He gets back in as Kendrick comes into the ring. He flips Yang back into the ring and then crushes him in the corner. He kicks him in the stomach and then slams him. Kendrick goes to the top but Yang moves, and then kicks Kendrick in the leg and the face to score a near fall. He trips Kendrick to the corner and then hits a flying kick to the face. He goes to the top and hits a huge cross body to score a near fall. Kendrick knocks Yang into the corner and goes for the Kendrick but Yang reverses and hits a big moonsault. He almost picks up the win, but Zeke pulls Yang from the ring.
Yang is then dragged from the ring and kicked before being thrown back in the ring. Zeke then hits the big one armed power slam and Kendrick follows it up with The Kendrick.
Backstage:
The Great Khali and Ranjin are seen in the back. The run into Kung Fu Naki, who asks Khali to teach him the art of seduction. Khali speaks in Indian for a minute, and Ranjin tells him that Khali says size matters. He says he’s sorry, and they then continue walking to the ring to Kiss Kam.
- Commercial Break #3 -
[When we return we see a Casket match promo]
Khali Kiss Kam:
The Great Khali and Ranjin are in the ring. Khali says Happy Halloween Everybody. He says that this is the trick or treat edition of the Khali Kiss Kam. He says that last week, Khali made dreams come true for one lucky cowgirl in Texas. He says that they have received tons of letters and e-mails from women all over the world who want to be with the Punjabi Playboy. He then searches the crowd for a woman, and picks out one in a really good witch costume. She says her name is Beatrix. He says that Khali is going to cast a love spell on her, and after that spell she’ll be flying without a broom. It takes come convincing, but Khali finally kisses her, and she actually freaks out. He then asks her out it was, and she ways it was great. She says she wants another one, and wants it to be a French Kiss. Ranjin instigates a Khali chant to give him courage for the kiss. Khali seems a bit nervous and then French kisses her. We see Vickie watching and laughing in her office.
- Commercial Break #4 -
[When we return we see the Smack of the Night. It is footage of MVP losing to Kung Fu Naki last week]
[During MVP’s entrance, Hurricane Helms appears with a Hurrapop. He says that MVP should try something different this week, like winning. He’s just saying]
Match #3: The Hardy Boyz & Rey Mysterio vs. Kane, Mark Henry, & MVP:
Matt Hardy and Henry start the match and lock up. Hardy throws some rights and goes off the ropes but Henry lifts him and slams him. Matt avoids an elbow, twists Henry’s arm, and tags in Jeff. He attacks Henry as Matt goes off the top but is caught. Jeff attacks his feet and takes him down. Henry manages to get the advantage of Matt again, and tags in MVP. Matt fights back and tags in Rey, who takes MVP down with some flips off the ropes and a kick into a near fall. Matt gets the tag again and tags in Jeff who hit a big double suplex with Mysterio’s aid off the top rope. Rey scores a near fall. Mysterio goes off the ropes but Kane grabs him and throws him to the outside.
- Commercial Break #5 -
MVP scores a near fall on Mysterio when we return. Kane gets the tag and lifts Rey above his head before dropping him and scoring a near fall. Henry gets the tag and stands on Rey’s torso. He drops some forearms and scores a near fall. MVP is tagged in and he stomps down Rey. He applies a rear gutwrench as Mysterio fights to his feet. MVP hits a back drop and scores a near fall. MVP tags in Kane who crushes Mysterio in the corner. He throws rights and lefts and then whips him across the ring. Rey manages to kick him in the face as he runs at him, he then crawls over and tags in Jeff as MVP gets the tag from Henry. Jeff hit some kicks and then flips MVP into the corner before hitting the Whisper in the Wind though Kane breaks up the fall. Rey takes Kane down on the outside as Matt trips Henry into the corner. Jeff uses the downed MVP to hit the Poetry in Motion on Henry. He then goes for a Twist of fate on MVP, but he reverses. MVP turns around and Matt hits the Twist of Fate instead as Jeff climbs to the top. Jeff nails the Swanton Bomb and picks up the win.
[We see another Casket Match promo]
- Commercial Break #6 -
[When we return we see a promo for Kizarny]
Vladimir Kozlov walks to the ring when we return. He says that if the fans had voted him in on Sunday, he would have beaten Triple H and be champion tonight. (As he speaks, a Hurrapop appears and Helms mocks Kozlov). He says that if the fans won’t give him the chance, then he demands a chance, and the next shot at the title.
[Triple H’s music hits an the comes to the ring.]
Triple H says that Boris is done. He says that he had a good run jumping people from behind but that stops tonight. He basically challenges Kozlov to a fight but Kozlov says no, and that he wants to fight for the title. He says that he wants to take Triple H’s WWE Title and his crown as the King of Kings. Then Vladimir Kozlov will be King. Triple H says he knows things happen a little slower in Russia then they do here in the good old UA of A. For example the first Rocky movie is just hutting theatres over there. He then explains that there were a bunch of those movies, and in Rocky 4 they bring in a Russian. A big mean Russian that beats everybody up and thinks he’s the king. But at the end of the movie, the American kicks the living crap out of the Russian. He says if Kozlov wants a title shot he should take it up with Vickie Guerrero, and until then (Triple H removes his jacket) let’s do this. They stare each other down for a moment and Kozlov backs down and leaves.
- Commercial Break #7 -
[When we return, we see a John Cena return promo]
The divas come to the ring for their match next. Michelle McCool is an army solider, Maria is a bunny, Brie Bella is an Egyptian, Victoria is a banana, Natalya is a cop, and Maryse is a French maid.
Match #4: Michelle McCool, Maria, & Brie Bella vs. Nayalya, Victoria, & Maryse:
Maria and Natalya start the match and Maria assaults Natalya in the corner. Brie gets the tag and knees Natalya as she tries to crush her in the corner. Natalya lifts her up and slams her to the mat. She then tags in Maryse who knees Brie and then side slams her to the mat and scores a near fall. Victoria gets the tag and hits a huge sidewalk slam and scores a near fall. She then throws Brie from the ring. She climbs under it but Victoria grabs her legs. She finally breaks free and tosses Victoria back in the ring. Brie tags in Michelle who slams Victoria, hits a clothesline, and then a dropkick to the face. She hits a big spinning neck breaker and scores a near fall. She then cheap shots Natalya and Maryse off the apron and kicks Victoria. They go off the ropes and Maria tags herself in as Michelle kicks Victoria to the mat. Maria goes off the top rope with a cross body and picks up the win.
[We see another Casket match promo]
- Commercial Break #8 -
Chavo is already in the ring looking scared. Undertaker comes to the ring to a massive pop. He steps in the ring and Chavo looks scared. Suddenly, the Big Show’s music hits and he comes to the ring.
- Commercial Break #9 -
Match #5: Casket Match – The Undertaker vs. Chavo Guerrero:
Taker takes Chavo down to the mat in the corner. He crushes him and then throws him from the ring with authority. He steps out and throws Chavo into the fan barricade. He then slams Chavo into the casket and then uses the lid to crush Chavo’s head. He slams him face first into the Casket and then throws some body blows. Taker begins walking up the ramp toward Show, but then he turns back. He runs at Chavo but he moves and Taker crashes into the Casket. He throws some rights and then goes off the apron. He is caught in mid air and slammed back first into the fan barricade. Undertaker has the referee’s open the casket and they get back in the ring when Chavo hits a DDT. He then calls Big Show to the ring as Taker sits up. Chavo gets a chair and runs at taker but is backdropped to the mat. He then slams Chavo in the corner and crushes him there. He then hits Snake Eyes and a boot to the face. He picks Chavo up but Show shuts the Casket. Chavo grabs the chair and attacks Taker from behind. He runs at him again but Taker grabs him and choke slams him. Big Show attacks Taker from behind and throws rights and lefts and then some head butts. Taker gets up and the two men exchange rights and lefts as Show takes the upper hand. Big Show is flipped over the rope and onto the Casket, after which he freaks out and gets halfway up the ramp. Taker then grabs Chavo and Tombstone Piiledrives him into the mat. He then rolls Chavo into the casket and closes the lid as he stares Show down. Taker poses on one knee as Show looks on.
Backstage:
Vickie is in her chair watching the events in the ring. She addresses someone we can’t see. She says if he wants a title shot, he’s got one but he has to do something for her first. She says that next week, he faces the Undertaker, and if he beats him, he gets Triple H at Survivor Series. The camera pulls back and we see that she is speaking to Vladimir Kozlov. They both continue watching the TV. Taker stares up at the screen from the ring as the show ends.
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