Post by chriz on Jun 13, 2011 9:37:44 GMT -5
WWE smackdown recap
Opening
Christian comes out to a mixed reaction. With a microphone and says : He was curious what kind of reaction he’d get. If you cheered you got it , you understood he was screwed and treated like crap. As he looks around and listens he’s convinced most don’t get it.
He’s done with his “peeps” he never wants to talk to us again. This makes the crowd chant “You suck.” However he will talk to one person. Michael Cole. Christian brings him in the ring and explains how he feels. He doesn’t understand why everyone who cheered him now the ones mad at him for attacking Orton. He doesn’t understand. He makes a funny comment about “bob in accounting” and says the crowd disrespected him.
Cole takes microphone. He wants your attention please. He asks if Christian deserves to be world champion. The crowd boo. Christian says they are clueless and Christian will be champion again. And thanks cole.
4.5 – could have better but still awesome.
Match
The Corre vs Ezekiel Jackson & The Usos!
Ezekiel Jackdon and heath slater start out. As you can predict Ezekiel dominates with big power moves like slams and shoulder tackles before sending Heath in to Ezekiel’s corner where Ezekiel tags in one of the Usos, Jimmy ( I think going by the tattoos)
Jimmy takes control with a headlock and some cool running moves. Heath get’s to his corner and tags in Justin Gabriel. Gabriel gets into the ring and Jimmy attacks him. I guess only faces do hot tags lol
Gabriel tries fighting out of a arm lock and manages to get in the corner. Where Jimmy stops and dances. No I’m not making that up. Gabriel goes to attack him ….mid-dance? But Jimmy kicks him in the gut and sends him in to the ropes delivering a drop kick.
1 , 2 Gabriel kicks out. Jimmy tags in Jey, The two Usos deliver a double elbow drop to Gabriel and Jey, Booker T mentions teaming with his brother! Sorry I just liked the nostalgia. Jey runs at Gabriel but Gabriel ducks and Jey hits the turnbuckle.
Gabriel now taking charge with some headlocks but Jey fights out. Mistake on Jey’s part as now he’s in Corre’s corner. The Corre distract him but he knocks them off apron. Gabriel delivers a drop kick to Jey knocking him to the outside. Heath takes advantage dropping him on the announcer’s table.
Wade now the legal man (tag during break) and begins dominating Jey. Ezekiel wants in but the ref wont let him. Heath tags in and starts dominating Jey. Jey is getting destroyed now the corre are playing the numbers game. Gabriel tagged in and starts beating up Jey before quickly tagging back out. Wade legal man again and starts to take control till Jey kicks him in the face and dives across the ring tagging in Ezekiel.
Wade quickly tags in Justin Gabriel and gets the hell out of there. Ezekiel begins dominating yet again. Wade starts walking away. Heath turns him around screaming “Where you going?” Wade says something back and walks away. Wade as left.
Ezekiel continues dominating with his power slams or “Slam city” as Booker called it. Torture rack and Ezekiel wins! Big shocker there.
3.5 / 5 – God it’s boring watching Ezekiel dominate everyone and with a moveset so limited he makes John Cena look like Chris Benoit !
Promo
Theodore Long is on the phone gambling, he wants “papa’s moustache in the third” WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN! ….. Sorry. He continues and gives tips. Sheamus enters and demands a match with Christian . Theodore Long says no. Sheamus blames Long for what happened. He is angry and demands a match. Theodore Long says no and instead makes a no DQ match with Orton.
Wait so Christian gets screwed, no title match. Sheamus gets screwed… instant match! Yeah no wonder Christian turned heel with an obvious hypocritical idiot as a GM.
2 out of 5
Promo
The corre are backstage. Wade says “in fairness you don’t have to defend the title” then they argue about how selfish wade is. And “the corre is over!”
3 out of 5 – short to the point but interesting development.
Match
Trent Barreta vs Jinder Mahal – I smell a 5 star match!
Jinder comes out with Khali while Trent was in the ring, Trent getting the jobber entrance (i.e not seen) gee I wonder why? Breaking news – Randy orton has arrived! That’s right earlier we were told Orton would not be there then Theodore Long booked him in a match anyway, lucky he showed up huh? *rolls eyes*
Trent pushes Jinder but Jinder takes control punching him and throwing him high in the air. Trent manages to get a kick in and starts building offence . Khali distracts Trent when Trent’s on the top rope. And Jinder throws him in to the ring and hits his finisher 1 , 2 , 3. NO TRENT WAS ROBBED! ….. Okay fine so I don’t care lol
Khali lifting up future hall of famer Trent Barreta and puts him in vice grip. NOOOOO Trent Barreta is a living legend. Show respect damn it!
1 out 5 – short but still pointless. Utterly pointless.
Promo
AJ is been interviewed and is interrupted by Tamina and Rosa Mendes who give her a gift. A Block of cheese! … get it? Because she’s so mousey, Oh my god pure genius right there! *rolls eyes*
AJ tells them “Lacool phoned they want their gimmick back!” I actually found that line funny unlike mousey. Tamina threatens her till Natalya shows up. They laugh evilly and walk away,
2 out of 5 – 2 points for Aj’s line. The rest is just further proof wwe can’t write intresting females now.
Match.
Tamina with Rosa vs AJ with Natalya
Tamina takes control for a little but AJ fights back a little before Tamina dominates her for a little throwing her around and locking on an arm lock. AJ tries fighting out but can’t. Tamina goes for a big splash but AJ rolls out the way.. AJ now using her speed advantage to build some momentum.
Tamina catches AJ as she jumps off the ropes. Tamina taunts Natalya but AJ wiggles and reverses it into a pin. 1 2 3. AJ wins and flees the ring.
2 out of 5 – too short.
Promo
Randy Orton comes out and grabs the microphone. He says Christian was out earlier running his mouth. He wants Christian to come out and tell him what he wants. Christian appears on titantron and says ask the people what they want. LOL he mocks Theodore Long by saying he’ll ask like him “Hey playa’s who wants Christian to come out there.” even does “holla holla” He refuses to come out.
Orton says beating the hell out of Christian will be an added bonus. Christian wants one more match. He says orton should thank him. Christian wants a match at the p.p.v. Orton agrees and says he will beat him like he always does. Christian drives off.
4 out of 5 . Orton vs Christian is the most interesting thing on SD at the moment..
Ted DiBiase is back stage with Cody Rhodes mocking someone’s picture. Cody says he should take charge. Ted says why? They were both on the same page in legacy. Cody tells him that this last year Ted’s been distracted by money and women, He kept his focus. Ted says more like got your face broke. He calls him nuts. Cody calls for a bagger. He makes the bagger put on a bag and leave. He says he’s hideous but enlightened. He says he’s lost everything so he can do anything.
4 out of 5 – not bad at all.
Match
Sin Cara vs Ted DiBiase (with cody)
The match starts off with a lockup. Sin Cara gaining the advantage. Sin Cara does a cool looking move where he twists ted’s arm runs up the corner and off the rope sending ted rolling with him. This is why I like Sin Cara it’s unique when you watch him.
Sin Cara kicking Ted as ted tries punching. Sin Cara wins the exchange. Sin Cara stays on the offensive till Ted manages to kick him in the face as Sin Cara tries to run at him. Ted looked like he was going for Dream street but Sin Cara reversed it.
Sin Cara sets him up and goes to leap over the top rope but Cody pulls him down to the floor. Sin Cara wins by disqualification. Cody throws Sin Cara in to the ring and continues the assault. 2 on 1 in the middle of the ring. . Daniel Bryan runs out and makes the save.
Theodore Long comes out and makes the match a tag team match.
The match starts with Daniel Bryan & ted in the ring. This match in my opinion should have been kept for p.p.v as it was built up last couple of weeks. But whatever. Daniel Bryan on the offence and goes for the LeBell Lock but Ted gets out and tags in Cody.
Bryan takes charge and begins gaining offence getting cody in the corner. He tags in Sin Cara but cody attacks Bryan. Sin Cara leaps over the op rope as he’s now the legal man and drop kicks cody.
Sin Cara off the ropes and Cody reverses and throws Sin Cara in to the corner. Sin Cara hitting the metal. Cody throws him in to the corner with Ted and makes the tag. Ted taking charge now bit Sin Cara reverses in to a submission but Ted was in ropes.
Ted takes control again and tags in Cody. Cody now in control He locks in a submission but Sin Cara wont quit. Cody leads him back into corner and tags Ted back in. Ted continues the offence and tags Cody back in.
Cody again continues to dominate Sin Cara. Sin Cara manages to kick cody in the face. Cody tags in Ted and Sin Cara tags in Bryan. Bryan does the hot tag thing and manages to lock in the LeBell Lock, ted taps out.
4 out of 5 – the two matches were solid but I still feel it’s waste.
Promo
Johnny Curtis is backstage and says he has one of theses and it’s a crisp on his shoulder but been it’s american I’ll guess it’s an attempt at a pun on “chip on his shoulder” he eats the crisp. And smiles.
1 out of 5 – pointless!
Interview
Orton is been interviewed . He says he did everything he could last week to keep his head above the water, this is Sheamus’s type of match as he’s a brawler. Orton says he anger issues and the match will be therapy for him,
3 out of 5 – short but good.
Match
Sheamus vs Randy Orton NO DQ.
Both men lock up with Sheamus looking stronger. Sheamus starts beating Orton down with punches and kicks. Orton reverses Sheamus’s attacks and building momentum himself. Orton sends Sheamus outside the ring as they brawl outside.
Orton gets Sheamus back into the ring and begins attacking again. Not much grapples so far just an all out brawl. Normally I’d be against that but it makes no disqualification matches seem more brutal like a street fight.
Sheamus manages to build momentum till Orton drop kicks him outside. Both men now brawling outside. Orton put’s Sheamus’s head on the stairs and crushes it with his foot. He goes to stomp but Sheamus moves and pulls orton’s legs Sending orton face first into stairs.
Sheamus now beating down Orton. Sheamus now making it more technical in ring with some sleeper holds. Orton tries to get out but Sheamus kicks him in the chest and locks in another sleeper.
Sheamus gets outside to apron and when Orton gets up Sheamus launches himself over the top rope. Sheamus continues to dominate Orton. Sheamus locks in another sleeper but Orton lifts him up and drops him on his back. Both men are down as Orton slithers to his feet. Orton punches Sheamus but Sheamus brawls back beating down Orton.
Orton builds some offence again. Orton goes for the ddt through the ropes but Sheamus reverses sending orton outside. They brawl outside again. Sheamus grabs the steel stairs. And hits orton with them. Sheamus rolling orton into the ring.
Sheamus grabs the lower half of stairs and brings them in the ring. Orton delivers a back break breaker and drags the lower half of the stairs to the middle of the ring. Orton goes to get Sheamus but Sheamus powers out beating down Orton.
Sheamus goes to slam Orton on to the stairs but Orton gets free slamming Sheamus’s back in to the stairs. Sheamus is down and Orton goes for the pin. 1 2 and Sheamus kicks out. Orton goes to grab Sheamus but Sheamus reverses delivering an irish curse backbreaker. 1 2 orton kicks out.
Sheamus now goes outside and grabs a kendo stick. He beats orton with over and over. But still orton won’t stay down for 3 count. Sheamus setting up Orton for his Brogue kick. Orton moves and Sheamus gets his leg stuck in ropes.
Orton grabs the kendo stick while smiling and beats Sheamus with the stick over and over. Orton pulls him up and DDT through ropes. Orton pounds the mat. Christian appears going for kill switch but Orton gets out, Sheamus takes advantage as Christian leaves the ring. Sheamus going for the high cross.
Orton reverses and Sheamus turns around. RKO. Christian hits Orton from behind with the world title. Sheamus crawls on to Orton. 1 2 3 Sheamus wins! Christian poses with the belt.
4 out of 5 – Pretty good no DQ match and fun.
My thoughts :
– Why is wwe wasting built up feuds on tv? Do they want their p.p.v to fail?
– WWE needs better writing for divas
– Sheamus vs Orton was match of the night
– Orton and Christian’s fued is best thing right now.
– Jinder Mahal needs to wrestle a non-jobber fast
– I hope Ezekiel Jackdon does not win at p.p.v His matches are so boring
Opening
Christian comes out to a mixed reaction. With a microphone and says : He was curious what kind of reaction he’d get. If you cheered you got it , you understood he was screwed and treated like crap. As he looks around and listens he’s convinced most don’t get it.
He’s done with his “peeps” he never wants to talk to us again. This makes the crowd chant “You suck.” However he will talk to one person. Michael Cole. Christian brings him in the ring and explains how he feels. He doesn’t understand why everyone who cheered him now the ones mad at him for attacking Orton. He doesn’t understand. He makes a funny comment about “bob in accounting” and says the crowd disrespected him.
Cole takes microphone. He wants your attention please. He asks if Christian deserves to be world champion. The crowd boo. Christian says they are clueless and Christian will be champion again. And thanks cole.
4.5 – could have better but still awesome.
Match
The Corre vs Ezekiel Jackson & The Usos!
Ezekiel Jackdon and heath slater start out. As you can predict Ezekiel dominates with big power moves like slams and shoulder tackles before sending Heath in to Ezekiel’s corner where Ezekiel tags in one of the Usos, Jimmy ( I think going by the tattoos)
Jimmy takes control with a headlock and some cool running moves. Heath get’s to his corner and tags in Justin Gabriel. Gabriel gets into the ring and Jimmy attacks him. I guess only faces do hot tags lol
Gabriel tries fighting out of a arm lock and manages to get in the corner. Where Jimmy stops and dances. No I’m not making that up. Gabriel goes to attack him ….mid-dance? But Jimmy kicks him in the gut and sends him in to the ropes delivering a drop kick.
1 , 2 Gabriel kicks out. Jimmy tags in Jey, The two Usos deliver a double elbow drop to Gabriel and Jey, Booker T mentions teaming with his brother! Sorry I just liked the nostalgia. Jey runs at Gabriel but Gabriel ducks and Jey hits the turnbuckle.
Gabriel now taking charge with some headlocks but Jey fights out. Mistake on Jey’s part as now he’s in Corre’s corner. The Corre distract him but he knocks them off apron. Gabriel delivers a drop kick to Jey knocking him to the outside. Heath takes advantage dropping him on the announcer’s table.
Wade now the legal man (tag during break) and begins dominating Jey. Ezekiel wants in but the ref wont let him. Heath tags in and starts dominating Jey. Jey is getting destroyed now the corre are playing the numbers game. Gabriel tagged in and starts beating up Jey before quickly tagging back out. Wade legal man again and starts to take control till Jey kicks him in the face and dives across the ring tagging in Ezekiel.
Wade quickly tags in Justin Gabriel and gets the hell out of there. Ezekiel begins dominating yet again. Wade starts walking away. Heath turns him around screaming “Where you going?” Wade says something back and walks away. Wade as left.
Ezekiel continues dominating with his power slams or “Slam city” as Booker called it. Torture rack and Ezekiel wins! Big shocker there.
3.5 / 5 – God it’s boring watching Ezekiel dominate everyone and with a moveset so limited he makes John Cena look like Chris Benoit !
Promo
Theodore Long is on the phone gambling, he wants “papa’s moustache in the third” WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN! ….. Sorry. He continues and gives tips. Sheamus enters and demands a match with Christian . Theodore Long says no. Sheamus blames Long for what happened. He is angry and demands a match. Theodore Long says no and instead makes a no DQ match with Orton.
Wait so Christian gets screwed, no title match. Sheamus gets screwed… instant match! Yeah no wonder Christian turned heel with an obvious hypocritical idiot as a GM.
2 out of 5
Promo
The corre are backstage. Wade says “in fairness you don’t have to defend the title” then they argue about how selfish wade is. And “the corre is over!”
3 out of 5 – short to the point but interesting development.
Match
Trent Barreta vs Jinder Mahal – I smell a 5 star match!
Jinder comes out with Khali while Trent was in the ring, Trent getting the jobber entrance (i.e not seen) gee I wonder why? Breaking news – Randy orton has arrived! That’s right earlier we were told Orton would not be there then Theodore Long booked him in a match anyway, lucky he showed up huh? *rolls eyes*
Trent pushes Jinder but Jinder takes control punching him and throwing him high in the air. Trent manages to get a kick in and starts building offence . Khali distracts Trent when Trent’s on the top rope. And Jinder throws him in to the ring and hits his finisher 1 , 2 , 3. NO TRENT WAS ROBBED! ….. Okay fine so I don’t care lol
Khali lifting up future hall of famer Trent Barreta and puts him in vice grip. NOOOOO Trent Barreta is a living legend. Show respect damn it!
1 out 5 – short but still pointless. Utterly pointless.
Promo
AJ is been interviewed and is interrupted by Tamina and Rosa Mendes who give her a gift. A Block of cheese! … get it? Because she’s so mousey, Oh my god pure genius right there! *rolls eyes*
AJ tells them “Lacool phoned they want their gimmick back!” I actually found that line funny unlike mousey. Tamina threatens her till Natalya shows up. They laugh evilly and walk away,
2 out of 5 – 2 points for Aj’s line. The rest is just further proof wwe can’t write intresting females now.
Match.
Tamina with Rosa vs AJ with Natalya
Tamina takes control for a little but AJ fights back a little before Tamina dominates her for a little throwing her around and locking on an arm lock. AJ tries fighting out but can’t. Tamina goes for a big splash but AJ rolls out the way.. AJ now using her speed advantage to build some momentum.
Tamina catches AJ as she jumps off the ropes. Tamina taunts Natalya but AJ wiggles and reverses it into a pin. 1 2 3. AJ wins and flees the ring.
2 out of 5 – too short.
Promo
Randy Orton comes out and grabs the microphone. He says Christian was out earlier running his mouth. He wants Christian to come out and tell him what he wants. Christian appears on titantron and says ask the people what they want. LOL he mocks Theodore Long by saying he’ll ask like him “Hey playa’s who wants Christian to come out there.” even does “holla holla” He refuses to come out.
Orton says beating the hell out of Christian will be an added bonus. Christian wants one more match. He says orton should thank him. Christian wants a match at the p.p.v. Orton agrees and says he will beat him like he always does. Christian drives off.
4 out of 5 . Orton vs Christian is the most interesting thing on SD at the moment..
Ted DiBiase is back stage with Cody Rhodes mocking someone’s picture. Cody says he should take charge. Ted says why? They were both on the same page in legacy. Cody tells him that this last year Ted’s been distracted by money and women, He kept his focus. Ted says more like got your face broke. He calls him nuts. Cody calls for a bagger. He makes the bagger put on a bag and leave. He says he’s hideous but enlightened. He says he’s lost everything so he can do anything.
4 out of 5 – not bad at all.
Match
Sin Cara vs Ted DiBiase (with cody)
The match starts off with a lockup. Sin Cara gaining the advantage. Sin Cara does a cool looking move where he twists ted’s arm runs up the corner and off the rope sending ted rolling with him. This is why I like Sin Cara it’s unique when you watch him.
Sin Cara kicking Ted as ted tries punching. Sin Cara wins the exchange. Sin Cara stays on the offensive till Ted manages to kick him in the face as Sin Cara tries to run at him. Ted looked like he was going for Dream street but Sin Cara reversed it.
Sin Cara sets him up and goes to leap over the top rope but Cody pulls him down to the floor. Sin Cara wins by disqualification. Cody throws Sin Cara in to the ring and continues the assault. 2 on 1 in the middle of the ring. . Daniel Bryan runs out and makes the save.
Theodore Long comes out and makes the match a tag team match.
The match starts with Daniel Bryan & ted in the ring. This match in my opinion should have been kept for p.p.v as it was built up last couple of weeks. But whatever. Daniel Bryan on the offence and goes for the LeBell Lock but Ted gets out and tags in Cody.
Bryan takes charge and begins gaining offence getting cody in the corner. He tags in Sin Cara but cody attacks Bryan. Sin Cara leaps over the op rope as he’s now the legal man and drop kicks cody.
Sin Cara off the ropes and Cody reverses and throws Sin Cara in to the corner. Sin Cara hitting the metal. Cody throws him in to the corner with Ted and makes the tag. Ted taking charge now bit Sin Cara reverses in to a submission but Ted was in ropes.
Ted takes control again and tags in Cody. Cody now in control He locks in a submission but Sin Cara wont quit. Cody leads him back into corner and tags Ted back in. Ted continues the offence and tags Cody back in.
Cody again continues to dominate Sin Cara. Sin Cara manages to kick cody in the face. Cody tags in Ted and Sin Cara tags in Bryan. Bryan does the hot tag thing and manages to lock in the LeBell Lock, ted taps out.
4 out of 5 – the two matches were solid but I still feel it’s waste.
Promo
Johnny Curtis is backstage and says he has one of theses and it’s a crisp on his shoulder but been it’s american I’ll guess it’s an attempt at a pun on “chip on his shoulder” he eats the crisp. And smiles.
1 out of 5 – pointless!
Interview
Orton is been interviewed . He says he did everything he could last week to keep his head above the water, this is Sheamus’s type of match as he’s a brawler. Orton says he anger issues and the match will be therapy for him,
3 out of 5 – short but good.
Match
Sheamus vs Randy Orton NO DQ.
Both men lock up with Sheamus looking stronger. Sheamus starts beating Orton down with punches and kicks. Orton reverses Sheamus’s attacks and building momentum himself. Orton sends Sheamus outside the ring as they brawl outside.
Orton gets Sheamus back into the ring and begins attacking again. Not much grapples so far just an all out brawl. Normally I’d be against that but it makes no disqualification matches seem more brutal like a street fight.
Sheamus manages to build momentum till Orton drop kicks him outside. Both men now brawling outside. Orton put’s Sheamus’s head on the stairs and crushes it with his foot. He goes to stomp but Sheamus moves and pulls orton’s legs Sending orton face first into stairs.
Sheamus now beating down Orton. Sheamus now making it more technical in ring with some sleeper holds. Orton tries to get out but Sheamus kicks him in the chest and locks in another sleeper.
Sheamus gets outside to apron and when Orton gets up Sheamus launches himself over the top rope. Sheamus continues to dominate Orton. Sheamus locks in another sleeper but Orton lifts him up and drops him on his back. Both men are down as Orton slithers to his feet. Orton punches Sheamus but Sheamus brawls back beating down Orton.
Orton builds some offence again. Orton goes for the ddt through the ropes but Sheamus reverses sending orton outside. They brawl outside again. Sheamus grabs the steel stairs. And hits orton with them. Sheamus rolling orton into the ring.
Sheamus grabs the lower half of stairs and brings them in the ring. Orton delivers a back break breaker and drags the lower half of the stairs to the middle of the ring. Orton goes to get Sheamus but Sheamus powers out beating down Orton.
Sheamus goes to slam Orton on to the stairs but Orton gets free slamming Sheamus’s back in to the stairs. Sheamus is down and Orton goes for the pin. 1 2 and Sheamus kicks out. Orton goes to grab Sheamus but Sheamus reverses delivering an irish curse backbreaker. 1 2 orton kicks out.
Sheamus now goes outside and grabs a kendo stick. He beats orton with over and over. But still orton won’t stay down for 3 count. Sheamus setting up Orton for his Brogue kick. Orton moves and Sheamus gets his leg stuck in ropes.
Orton grabs the kendo stick while smiling and beats Sheamus with the stick over and over. Orton pulls him up and DDT through ropes. Orton pounds the mat. Christian appears going for kill switch but Orton gets out, Sheamus takes advantage as Christian leaves the ring. Sheamus going for the high cross.
Orton reverses and Sheamus turns around. RKO. Christian hits Orton from behind with the world title. Sheamus crawls on to Orton. 1 2 3 Sheamus wins! Christian poses with the belt.
4 out of 5 – Pretty good no DQ match and fun.
My thoughts :
– Why is wwe wasting built up feuds on tv? Do they want their p.p.v to fail?
– WWE needs better writing for divas
– Sheamus vs Orton was match of the night
– Orton and Christian’s fued is best thing right now.
– Jinder Mahal needs to wrestle a non-jobber fast
– I hope Ezekiel Jackdon does not win at p.p.v His matches are so boring