Post by The Fallen Angel! on Jan 22, 2009 3:18:14 GMT -5
Cole: I'm Micheal Cole here with my partner Jerry Lawler and Ladies and Gentleman Welcome to Monday Night Raw!!
Lawler: Tonight is set to be the one of the most historic nights the WWE has ever seen, all because of an announcement by one of the McMahon's.
Cole: If we take a look at the ring set up for a moment we see there are 4 stripes on the ring floor; one red, one blue, one grey and one black, Onthe Red Stipe are 3 Raw Symbols, on the blue stripe 3 Smackdown Symbols, on the Grey Stripe 3 ECW Symbols and on the Black stripe are 3 small red sheets covering the last symbol. Then, on each stripe there are 4 stands that look like they are for title belts to be placed on, as each stripe has 3 single holders and 1 double holder.
Lawler : Now outside of the ring on the main ramp we see the same stripes. I wonder what they're for?
[LINDA MCMAHONS THEME]
Lawler: Oh My God! Linda McMahon has come to Raw! We haven't seen here since September of 2007! Well, it's been a while but let's hear what she has to say.
(Linda is now in the ring) Linda: Ladies and Gentleman the following announcement is going to shake the foundations of the WWE forever. As you may have guessed these stands in the ring are for the title belts.
I would like to ask all the champions please come to the ring, The Raw Champions come first, John Cena, Miz and Morison, CM Punk and Beth Phoenix.
Then the Smackdown Champs: Jeff Hardy, Carlito and Primo, Shelton Benjamin and Maryse
Then the ECW Champ Jack Swagger.
Linda: Gentlemen please get into the ring and place your belts on the correct stands. As you can see, there are labels on them.
(we get a close up on the ring and see linda and the champs in the ring along with the belts on there stands we that 3 chammpionships are missing from ecw and none have been place in the last row)
Linda: Now Champs can you please return thse stage and stand on your coloured sqaures and can the remaining superstars out the back plese come and stand on your sqaures also
(we see all the superstars enter the arena from out of the back area and all moe to there square and we see that the black one is still empty
Linda : Now that all the superstars and Gm's are out here Theodore and Tiffany can you please come to the ring with the cases i gave you early tonight.
(we see Long and Tiffany making there way down to the ring, Long has a case in either hand and Tiffany is carrying one case
Linda: Tiffany can you please open your case and place it on the correct stand
(ignore the Midatlantic bit on the belt)
Linda: Now Teddy can you please open the heavier one of the two cases and show the world the Newly reinstated ECW tag team championships
images.google.com.au/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/1616/ecwworldtagteamchampionshipwm9.jpg&usg=AFQjCNHGRiBbMx8446b6sDJiXavJBS7diQ (location for the picture)
and now the final case,the also reinstated European Championship
Linda: You may now return to the stage guys, Now all you fans out there are wondering, why am i doing this it is for 1 simple fact alone last night i concluded a deal with one Dixie Carter and one Jeff Jarret
(and the fans start screaming wildly)
Linda: Can one of the Ecw members please remove the red cloth from the black square up on the stage please
(Morrison and miz move over onto the black square and remove the red cloth and reaveles the TNA logo)
Linda: Now Ladies and gentleman please help me in introducing all the way from TNA, the TNA World Heavywieght Champion Sting, The TNA X Division Champion Alex Shelley, the Knockout Women's Champion Awesome Kong and the TNA World Tag Team Champions Robert Roode and James Storm and together they are Beer & Money INC.
(the crowd is still cheering like wild/ the TNA champs are now in the ring)
Linda: Guys can you please place your championships on there correct stands and return to the stage and stand on the TNA Square
( the TNA champs leave the ring and we take a close up of the ring with Linda standing in the middle all the championships on there correct stands and we also see that the TNA Logo has been uncovered in the ring)
Linda: Now i would like to invite the Remaining TNA members to the stage
(we see all the Tna wrestlers, refs, announcers and the ex owners come to the stage standing with the champs)
Linda: Now for phase 2 of this plan Throughout Tonight Smackdown, ECW and TNA this week we will be having matches to determine who will be the new champions, so that means of right now that evryone that has a championship is now stripped of that belt and they are now all vacant
(we take a look at the stage and see some of the former champions reactions and they look disgusted)
Linda: Now before i implement this Phase 2 i must put into effect tonight a Phase 1.5 and that Ladies and Gentleman is a DRAFT!
(fans go crazy once more)
Linda: and we are going to start right now refs bring out the casket
(we see a couple of the refs coming to ring with a casket( like the royal bumble on that you picks balls out of but much larger)they stop at the side of the ring and go back out the back)
Linda:Now one by one i will ask u to come to the ring when you chosen a ball you will step inside the ring tell the whole world where you are going then return to the stage and go to your correct square the first wrestler up will be, oh wait before we do that there is some issues about the Gm's here so i am going to make it quick and simple Vickie your out.
(The Fans go nuts they are so happy)
Linda: and your replacement is Good Old J.R
(The Fans are still going nuts)
Linda: and your assistant will be Eve, for Raw my husband Vincent Kennedy McMahon will be reinstated as it's offical GM and his assistant will be The Coach
Hard Hittin'
(the coach comes out and stands at the front of the Raw Square and the crowd starts booing for the first time tonight)
Linda: For ECW Mr Long will keep his positon as Gm and Tiffany will remain his assistant, and for TNA Jeff Jarret will be the general manager with Jim Cornette being his 2IC. Now your probaly all going to star wondering, how am i going to keep all this under control, well that is easy because i am reopening the position of Commishiner and who ever wins the match tat i am setting up for later will recieve this position.
Now it is Time for the draft will start tonight of with 8 drafts then we will randomly do them throughout the night as well, so first up from Tna is Sting
Sting: Not to bad everyone im coming to Raw
Linda: Now Batista
Lawler: What Batista is back already i can't belive this
"I Walk Alone"
(Batista walks down to ringside)
Batista: Well as you noticede i am back but not fully healed just yet but i be back to action in about month or so by the way looks like im going back to Smackdown
Linda: Finlay your next and wherever you go Hornswoggle will go with you.
Finlay: Looks like im coming to Raw
Linda: Now Mark Henry come on down
Henry: To bad for E.C.W looks like im staying
Linda: Orton your next
Orton: Well Well Well looks like i am going to have few more ledgends to kill now im coming to TNA
Linda: HHH your turn
HHH: Hey Mum
(the crowd starts laughing really loudly. Linda is laughing as well and we see that some the superstars are also)
HHH: Looks like im staying on Smackdown
Linda: Your up Undertaker
Taker: Im also staying on Smackdown
Linda: and last but not least Jack Swagger
Swagger: Looks like im headed TNA's way
Linda: and that about wraps it up for now people but first i would like to say congrats to the people who are now on new brands i would like all the superstars to return to there lockers except for all the tag teams here because all the tag champs will be decided tonight so we might as well get things moving and the tag team pick some balls
(all the teams pick out balls and announce were they have gone)
Raw
Priceless
Edge Heads
MCMG
The Colons
Smackdown
Jesse and Festus
Miz/Morrison
Abyss/Morgan
Edge/Christian
ECW
Team 3D
Kendrick/Ezekiel
Beer & Money INC.
Manu/Snuka
TNA
Creed and Lethal
Shad/JTG
LAX
Linda: Tonight we will have four matches to determine who the champion teams will be as well as the main event which will be a Anything Goes Match between MIck Foley and a mystrey oppenent
The first match however will be for the World Tag Team championships and it will be a TLC match.
(we get a shot of Edge and Christian looking pretty damn happy about that match)
(we see Linda leaving the ring)
Cole: Now that was one amazing Announcement
Lawler: and up next we are going to have a Four way tag Team TLC match for the WWE Tag Team Champioships
(Break)
(will continue when i get a chance tell me what you think so far)
Lawler: Tonight is set to be the one of the most historic nights the WWE has ever seen, all because of an announcement by one of the McMahon's.
Cole: If we take a look at the ring set up for a moment we see there are 4 stripes on the ring floor; one red, one blue, one grey and one black, Onthe Red Stipe are 3 Raw Symbols, on the blue stripe 3 Smackdown Symbols, on the Grey Stripe 3 ECW Symbols and on the Black stripe are 3 small red sheets covering the last symbol. Then, on each stripe there are 4 stands that look like they are for title belts to be placed on, as each stripe has 3 single holders and 1 double holder.
Lawler : Now outside of the ring on the main ramp we see the same stripes. I wonder what they're for?
[LINDA MCMAHONS THEME]
Lawler: Oh My God! Linda McMahon has come to Raw! We haven't seen here since September of 2007! Well, it's been a while but let's hear what she has to say.
(Linda is now in the ring) Linda: Ladies and Gentleman the following announcement is going to shake the foundations of the WWE forever. As you may have guessed these stands in the ring are for the title belts.
I would like to ask all the champions please come to the ring, The Raw Champions come first, John Cena, Miz and Morison, CM Punk and Beth Phoenix.
Then the Smackdown Champs: Jeff Hardy, Carlito and Primo, Shelton Benjamin and Maryse
Then the ECW Champ Jack Swagger.
Linda: Gentlemen please get into the ring and place your belts on the correct stands. As you can see, there are labels on them.
(we get a close up on the ring and see linda and the champs in the ring along with the belts on there stands we that 3 chammpionships are missing from ecw and none have been place in the last row)
Linda: Now Champs can you please return thse stage and stand on your coloured sqaures and can the remaining superstars out the back plese come and stand on your sqaures also
(we see all the superstars enter the arena from out of the back area and all moe to there square and we see that the black one is still empty
Linda : Now that all the superstars and Gm's are out here Theodore and Tiffany can you please come to the ring with the cases i gave you early tonight.
(we see Long and Tiffany making there way down to the ring, Long has a case in either hand and Tiffany is carrying one case
Linda: Tiffany can you please open your case and place it on the correct stand
(ignore the Midatlantic bit on the belt)
Linda: Now Teddy can you please open the heavier one of the two cases and show the world the Newly reinstated ECW tag team championships
images.google.com.au/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/1616/ecwworldtagteamchampionshipwm9.jpg&usg=AFQjCNHGRiBbMx8446b6sDJiXavJBS7diQ (location for the picture)
and now the final case,the also reinstated European Championship
Linda: You may now return to the stage guys, Now all you fans out there are wondering, why am i doing this it is for 1 simple fact alone last night i concluded a deal with one Dixie Carter and one Jeff Jarret
(and the fans start screaming wildly)
Linda: Can one of the Ecw members please remove the red cloth from the black square up on the stage please
(Morrison and miz move over onto the black square and remove the red cloth and reaveles the TNA logo)
Linda: Now Ladies and gentleman please help me in introducing all the way from TNA, the TNA World Heavywieght Champion Sting, The TNA X Division Champion Alex Shelley, the Knockout Women's Champion Awesome Kong and the TNA World Tag Team Champions Robert Roode and James Storm and together they are Beer & Money INC.
(the crowd is still cheering like wild/ the TNA champs are now in the ring)
Linda: Guys can you please place your championships on there correct stands and return to the stage and stand on the TNA Square
( the TNA champs leave the ring and we take a close up of the ring with Linda standing in the middle all the championships on there correct stands and we also see that the TNA Logo has been uncovered in the ring)
Linda: Now i would like to invite the Remaining TNA members to the stage
(we see all the Tna wrestlers, refs, announcers and the ex owners come to the stage standing with the champs)
Linda: Now for phase 2 of this plan Throughout Tonight Smackdown, ECW and TNA this week we will be having matches to determine who will be the new champions, so that means of right now that evryone that has a championship is now stripped of that belt and they are now all vacant
(we take a look at the stage and see some of the former champions reactions and they look disgusted)
Linda: Now before i implement this Phase 2 i must put into effect tonight a Phase 1.5 and that Ladies and Gentleman is a DRAFT!
(fans go crazy once more)
Linda: and we are going to start right now refs bring out the casket
(we see a couple of the refs coming to ring with a casket( like the royal bumble on that you picks balls out of but much larger)they stop at the side of the ring and go back out the back)
Linda:Now one by one i will ask u to come to the ring when you chosen a ball you will step inside the ring tell the whole world where you are going then return to the stage and go to your correct square the first wrestler up will be, oh wait before we do that there is some issues about the Gm's here so i am going to make it quick and simple Vickie your out.
(The Fans go nuts they are so happy)
Linda: and your replacement is Good Old J.R
(The Fans are still going nuts)
Linda: and your assistant will be Eve, for Raw my husband Vincent Kennedy McMahon will be reinstated as it's offical GM and his assistant will be The Coach
Hard Hittin'
(the coach comes out and stands at the front of the Raw Square and the crowd starts booing for the first time tonight)
Linda: For ECW Mr Long will keep his positon as Gm and Tiffany will remain his assistant, and for TNA Jeff Jarret will be the general manager with Jim Cornette being his 2IC. Now your probaly all going to star wondering, how am i going to keep all this under control, well that is easy because i am reopening the position of Commishiner and who ever wins the match tat i am setting up for later will recieve this position.
Now it is Time for the draft will start tonight of with 8 drafts then we will randomly do them throughout the night as well, so first up from Tna is Sting
Sting: Not to bad everyone im coming to Raw
Linda: Now Batista
Lawler: What Batista is back already i can't belive this
"I Walk Alone"
(Batista walks down to ringside)
Batista: Well as you noticede i am back but not fully healed just yet but i be back to action in about month or so by the way looks like im going back to Smackdown
Linda: Finlay your next and wherever you go Hornswoggle will go with you.
Finlay: Looks like im coming to Raw
Linda: Now Mark Henry come on down
Henry: To bad for E.C.W looks like im staying
Linda: Orton your next
Orton: Well Well Well looks like i am going to have few more ledgends to kill now im coming to TNA
Linda: HHH your turn
HHH: Hey Mum
(the crowd starts laughing really loudly. Linda is laughing as well and we see that some the superstars are also)
HHH: Looks like im staying on Smackdown
Linda: Your up Undertaker
Taker: Im also staying on Smackdown
Linda: and last but not least Jack Swagger
Swagger: Looks like im headed TNA's way
Linda: and that about wraps it up for now people but first i would like to say congrats to the people who are now on new brands i would like all the superstars to return to there lockers except for all the tag teams here because all the tag champs will be decided tonight so we might as well get things moving and the tag team pick some balls
(all the teams pick out balls and announce were they have gone)
Raw
Priceless
Edge Heads
MCMG
The Colons
Smackdown
Jesse and Festus
Miz/Morrison
Abyss/Morgan
Edge/Christian
ECW
Team 3D
Kendrick/Ezekiel
Beer & Money INC.
Manu/Snuka
TNA
Creed and Lethal
Shad/JTG
LAX
Linda: Tonight we will have four matches to determine who the champion teams will be as well as the main event which will be a Anything Goes Match between MIck Foley and a mystrey oppenent
The first match however will be for the World Tag Team championships and it will be a TLC match.
(we get a shot of Edge and Christian looking pretty damn happy about that match)
(we see Linda leaving the ring)
Cole: Now that was one amazing Announcement
Lawler: and up next we are going to have a Four way tag Team TLC match for the WWE Tag Team Champioships
(Break)
(will continue when i get a chance tell me what you think so far)