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Post by Marcus Shadow on Jul 25, 2011 4:40:37 GMT -5
Mic, Tights, & Attitude: A WWE Fan-Fiction Written By: James Phoenix & Marcus Shadow
Champions ListWWE Champion WWE Tag Team Champions WWE Intercontinental Champion WWE Cruiserweight Champion WWE Hardcore Champion WWE Women's Champion SuperstarsJohn Cena Randy Orton CM Punk Alberto Del Rio Christian Rey Mysterio Big Show John Morrison The Miz Mark Henry Dolph Ziggler Kofi Kingston Kane Jack Swagger Daniel Bryan R-Truth Sin Cara Cody Rhodes Ted DiBiase Jr. Alex Riley Evan Bourne Santino Marella Drew McIntyre Wade Barrett DivasBeth Phoenix Gail Kim Natalya Neidhart Melina Perez Kelly Kelly Tamina
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Post by Marcus Shadow on Jul 25, 2011 4:43:44 GMT -5
Chapter 1 - A New Dawn For World Wrestling Entertainment
WWE Monday Night RAW
RAW kicks off with its usual fanfare, pyros and fireworks going off all around and from the stage as “Burn It To the Ground” by Nickelback plays through the arena’s speaker system. The crowd erupts into applause, though somewhat subdued as many of them had attended Wrestlemania XXVIII the night before.
Cole: Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen, to Monday Night RAW! I am Michael Cole, here with my broadcast partner, Jerry “The King” Lawler! And, boy, what a night we had last night!
King: That’s right Cole. Last night was amazing… or dare I say… ELECTRIFYING!
Speakers: You’re Time Is Up, My Time Is Now!
As if on cue, “The Time Is Now” plays over the speakers. John Cena comes walking out from the back, WWE Title in hand as the crowd erupts into half cheers and half boos. Cena stops at the top of the ramp and holds the WWE Title up in victory as the cheers and boos change into battling chants of “CENA ROCKS!” and “CENA SUCKS!” Cena smiles at the reception and lowers his arms as he runs down the ramp. He slides into the ring and jumps to his feet, raising the belt into the air once more. After he soaks in the range of reactions from the crowd, Cena places the belt on his shoulder and calls for a mic. His music fades as he smiles and looks out at the crowd. He looks down as he laughs, then looks back at the crowd as he raises the mic to his lips.
Cena: You know… I didn’t think I’d be able to say this after last night… but as luck would have it… I can! The Champ… Is HERE!
The crowd erupts into mostly cheers at the popular catch phrase as Cena nods in approval. He then turns to face the Announcer’s Table.
Cena: Hey King! It’s funny you mentioned last night being electrifying, because nobody felt that electricity more than I! I felt it when the capacity crowd was chanting “ROC-KY! ROC-KY!” I felt it when the crowd chanted CE-NA SUCKS! CE-NA SUCKS!” And I definitely felt it when The Rock layed the Smack-Down on my candy ass! Hell, there were several moments during my match last night that I didn’t think I was going to be walking out with this belt, let alone walking out at all! But you know what? You don’t have to take my word for it! The footage speaks for itself!
Cena points at the Titantron as a video from the previous night plays, showing the climax of his match with The Rock. After the video finishes, Cena smiles as the crowd begins to boo him. He shrugs before continuing.
Cena: Wow! Can’t say that I expected THIS kind of reaction! But you know what? It’s all good. Love me or hate me, I’ll still come out here every night! And do you know why?!
Cena looks out at the crowd as he turns around, examining the whole arena.
Cena: For the same reason I came out here last night, went toe-to-toe with The Rock, and somehow came out on top!
The crowd boos as Cena chuckles.
Cena: I come out here to entertain each and every one of you! I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, YOU, the WWE Universe, are the lifeblood of this company!
Cena pulls the WWE Title off his shoulder and holds it up proudly.
Cena: I could not have won this without your cheers… and your boos!
He then puts the belt back on his shoulder.
Cena: So with that, I’d just like to say… Thank You.
Before Cena can continue, “Realeza” by Jim Johnston blares from the speakers and Alberto Del Rio drives out from the back in a Vintage Maroon 1969 Chevrolet Stringray. Del Rio honks the horn twice before rolling to a stop and getting out of the car. With a wide grin on his face, Del Rio spreads his arms in mock welcome as he walks to the ramp. He’s in his ring gear with a white scarf around his neck. He makes his way down the ramp, microphone in hand, as the crowd mercilessly boos him. He walks up the steps and climbs in the ring as Cena watches him carefully. He stops and raises the mic to his mouth as his music stops.
Del Rio: My name… is Alberto… Del RRRRRRRRRRio! But you already knew that!
Del Rio keeps the grin on his face as the crowd continues to boo.
Del Rio: Dios Mio! John Cena! Will you give it a rest?! Nobody wants to hear you drone on and on and on about how you pinned a man well past his prime in the middle of the ring last night! Nobody cares about you! Nobody cares about De Rock! All de people here tonight came to see ME! Alberto Del Rio! And what they really want to hear about… is my Destiny!
The crowd boos Del Rio and Cena rolls his eyes as he gets in Del Rio’s face, looking serious.
Cena: Are ya done talkin’, ya Mexican Jumping Bean?!
Del Rio’s face becomes instantly serious and angry as the crowd cheers.
Cena: You say that I drone on and on about my match with The Rock last night. You say that the people here in Miami don’t want to hear about that?!
The crowd mostly cheers for Cena as he illicits a “Cheap Pop.”
Cena: Since you got traded to RAW, all we’ve heard coming from between your lips is Destiny this and Destiny that! *mock Del Rio Voice* It is my Destiny to become WWE Champion! *end voice* Well I’ve got news for you Alberto… it’s not… gonna… happen! Every time you’ve had the chance to win gold… you came up short! You blew it! You choked! And now what? You want another chance?! Who do you think you are? Edge?!
Del Rio is livid as he gets right in Cena’s face and the crowd cheers for Cena.
Del Rio: You listen to me, John Cena! It IS my Destiny to hold that belt that you have on your shoulder! And it IS my Destiny to take it… from YOU! I got screwed out of my last Title Shot, and you know it! Hell, you were da one that screwed me out of it! I EARNED my Title Shot on RAW, just a couple weeks before Money In The Bank, but what happens? You have to go whine and complain to Vince McMahon, CM Punk gets re-instated for his match against you, and I lose my title shot! And since it was YOU that cost me that shot, I DEMAND that you give me a Title Shot… RIGHT… NOW!
Cena: You “demand” a title shot? You “demand”?! What gives you the right to demand anything?! You had your shot to reclaim that title shot at Money In The Bank, but, as with everything… ya blew it! But you know what? It takes a big set of cojones to get in my face and demand a title shot. So this is what I’m gonna do.
Cena turns to the crowd.
Cena: Do you guys want to see John Cena vs Alberto Del Rio for the WWE Championship here tonight in Miami?!
Del Rio looks to the opposite side of the arena as the crowd cheers. Cena and Del Rio turn back to face each other.
Cena: Alright then. Tonight, it will be you versus--.
Speakers: IF YA SMELL…. WHAT THE ROCK… IS COOKIN’!
The crowd rises to a standing ovation as “Electrifying” by Jim Johnston erupts from the speakers and The Rock himself walks out from the back. Cena and Del Rio turn to stare at the stage as The Rock begins to walk down the ramp, mic in hand. He brings the mic to his lips as the music abruptly cuts.
Rock: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa…
Rock stops halfway down the ramp, turns, and looks at Del Rio’s Stingray, raising an eyebrow from behind his shades.
Rock: …whoa!
Rock hops off the side of the ramp and proceeds to walk over to Del Rio’s car. He walks up to the hood and stops, examining the finish on the car. He then proceeds to run his free hand along the lines of the hood.
Del Rio: Hey hey hey! Get your filthy hands off my car!
Del Rio rolls out of the ring as Rock turns to face him.
Rock: What did you say?
Del Rio: You heard me! Get the Hell away from my car!
Rock walks back over to the ramp, hops up on it, and begins to walk down it again. Del Rio rolls back into the ring as Rock climbs in behind him. The two get face-to-face as Rock pulls his shades off slowly and the crowd cheers.
Rock: You walk out to The Rock’s Ring on The Rock’s Show, Monday Night RAW, talk smack about The Rock, talk smack about John Cena, tell these people what they want, and proceed to tell The Rock what to do, and you don’t even have the decency to introduce yourself to The Rock?! Tell me, Chihuahua, what is your name?
Del Rio: Listen closely, Rock, and never forget! My name is Alberto… Del RRRRRR--!
Rock: IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!
The crowd erupts into cheers again as Cena, leaning in a corner of the ring begins to laugh and Del Rio becomes livid.
Rock: You come out here and run your mouth about your Destiny and about how you demand a title shot! Well The Rock says this! The Rock says he knows what your Destiny is! The Rock says your Destiny is to KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH! Because…
Rock tilts back and raises the mic into the air so it’s pointing down at his mouth.
Rock: FINALLY! The Rock HAS come BACK… home!
The crowd, once again, erupts into a deafening ovation as Cena claps from the corner and Del Rio’s face is scrunched up in furious anger. Rock lowers his mic and turns his attention back to Del Rio.
Rock: The fact of the matter is that The Rock is now a WWE Hall of Famer…
The crowd cheers.
Rock: …and we are currently LIVE in The Rock’s hometown of MI-AMI!
The crowd cheers even more.
Rock: And the fact of the matter is that allllll of these people here tonight… and the MILLIONS…
Crowd: …AND MILLIONS!
Rock: …and millions of The Rock’s fans watching at home around world would much rather see the WWE Champion, John Cena, face The People’s Champion, The Rock… one more time… instead of seeing John Cena fight a wrinkly turd that just got crapped out of a mule’s anus!
The crowd cheers as Cena looks down, laughing hard. Del Rio growls and gets in Rock’s face, angrier than ever.
Del Rio: Listen to me… you… you… bendejo! You fought Cena last night and you lost! It’s time for you to step aside! Let someone younger… handsomer… and more talented than you… do what you could not! As I said before, you’re well past your prime, so go sit in your rocker… old man!
The crowd boos as Rock raises an eyebrow.
Rock: Well past my prime?! Is that so? You want to test that theory, Alberto? Do you want to go ONE… ON ONE… With The Great One?!
Del Rio: Not only do I want to go one-on-one against you, but I want to embarrass and destroy you in front of your home town!
Rock: Just… Bring It… BITCH!
The crowd cheers for Rock as Cena steps away from the corner and walks up to the both of them, causing them both to turn to face Cena.
Cena: You know, I hate to interrupt this riveting moment between the two a’ you, but you seem to be forgetting something!
Del Rio: And what’s that, Cena?!
Cena: I am the WWE Champion! And as such, I have a say in the #1 Contendership!
The crowd boos as Rock raises an eyebrow and Del Rio looks stoic as ever.
Cena: On one hand, Rocky here has a point. He is, in fact, an official member of the WWE Hall of Fame! And rightfully so! As such, he deserves another shot at my belt!
The crowd cheers as Rock smirks and Del Rio growls.
Cena: On the other hand… Del Rio also has, somewhat of a point. He DID earn a shot at this title. A shot that WAS revoked because I forced Vince McMahon to allow me to face CM Punk at Money In The Bank.
The crowd boos as Rock’s smirk fades and Del Rio starts to grin.
Cena: So I guess that means I’m stuck between The Rock…
Cena motions to Rock as the crowd cheers.
Cena: …and a whiny place!
Cena motions to Del Rio as the crowd cheers and boos. Del Rio’s eyes widen in anger as Cena smirks.
Cena: As your WWE Champion, I feel I must make a decision that is best for this title, this company, and all of you, the WWE Universe. So to that end, I think their original idea is a good one. The Rock versus Alberto Del Rio for the #1 Contendership! However, I think I’m going to spice it up a bit! I’m going to--.
Speakers: NO CHANCE! THAT’S WHAT YA GOT!
King: Ohhhhhh man! Now things are getting really interesting! It’s The Boss!
Vince McMahon himself walks out from the back, mic in hand, as he stops at the top of the ramp and stares down at the three men in the ring. He smirks as the crowd continues to give him a mixed reaction. Vince nods and struts down the ramp, climbing into the ring. Del Rio, Rock, and Cena part, heading to three separate corners as Vince takes the center of the ring, his music fading.
Vince: Now, I do believe we have one champion and two challengers in this ring tonight. Both challengers have valid claims to a title shot, but, sadly, only one challenger really deserves the shot. So, in the best interest of this company and in the best interest of you, the WWE Universe, I, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, have decided to grant this person his title shot right here tonight!
Vince turns to Del Rio and smiles.
Vince: Alberto, you are absolutely right in that you were screwed out of your title shot. So… therefore, YOU will face--.
Speakers: What’s That Metronome I Hear? Perhaps The End Is Drawing Near.
“Broken Dreams” by Shaman’s Harvest hits as Drew McIntyre walks out, dressed to wrestle, as the crowd responds with a mixed reaction. Drew, also with mic in hand, stops at the top of the ramp and stares down at the ring. He locks eyes with Vince as he raises his mic.
Drew: Cut my music! CUT IT!
Drew’s music abruptly cuts as he slowly makes his way down the ramp.
Drew: Two challengers, Vince? Really? You only see two challengers for the WWE Championship? I beg to differ!
Drew stops at the bottom of the ramp and looks up into the ring as Vince blinks.
Vince: Excuse me? YOU beg to differ? With me?! Do you know who I AM?!
Drew smirks and chuckles before rolling into the ring and standing up in Vince’s face.
Drew: I thought I did. But maybe I was wrong. Hm? Was I wrong about you… Vinny? I mean… it WAS you that told me when ya hired me that I was the future of WWE, right? That I was the next WWE Champion!
It WAS you that called me… what was it? Oh right, The Chosen One! Well… Vinny… I don’t feel like I’ve been chosen for anythin’ by you… except for maybe a patsy!
Vince gets right back in Drew’s face, literally spitting anger at him.
Vince: How DARE you speak that way to me! TO ME! I MADE you what you are! I’ve given you all the opportunities in the world, but it’s not my fault if you waste them!
Drew: Opportunities? Opportunities?! You call wallowing in mid-card obscurity an opportunity?! Ohhhhhh nonono… I don’t think so. It’s time you…
Drew pokes Vince in the chest with a finger from his free hand.
Drew: …made good on your word. Unless, of course, you want to admit to the entire WWE Universe that you’re nothin’ but a liar!
The crowd cheers as Vince’s eyes widen.
Vince: Are you calling me a liar?!
Drew: Prove me wrong! Give me a title shot against Cena! DO IT!
Vince: No.
Drew: What… did you say?
Vince: I. Said. No. I will NOT be bullied by the likes of you! I am the Chairman Of The Board! I hired you, Drew McIntyre… and I can FIRE you!
Drew: Fire me? Is that a threat?
Vince: No. That’s a promise!
Drew: Is it now? Well then… let me give you something to fire me over, you bloody liar!
Drew drops his mic and kicks Vince in the gut, forcing him to drop his mic. He grabs Vince’s arms and pulls him in, hooking him for the Future Shock DDT as the crowd begins to cheer. But before Drew can deliver the final blow, Del Rio elbows him across the back, forcing him to release the hold. He then jumps at Drew’s right side, dropping him with a Body Scissors Takedown, then rolling into a Ground Cross-Armbreaker. Rock runs up and stomps on Del Rio’s chest, forcing the luchadore to release his hold as Vince slowly rolls to his feet, picking up his mic.
Vince: Alright…. Alright! That’s enough! Drew McIntyre, how DARE you put your hands on me! For that, I intend to keep my promise! Drew McIntyre… YOU’RE--!
Suddenly, all the lights in the arena go out, plunging the ring into darkness.
Cole: What the--?! Are we having a power outage?
King: I don’t know Cole, but this is weird.
Vince: Hello? Hello?! Well at least the mic still works. What the devil is going on?! Who is responsible for--?!
The TitanTron suddenly lights up as a video feed appears on the screen. The scene appears to be in an office with a desk and a figure sitting behind the desk, shrouded in darkness. The figure speaks, its voice deep and dark, obviously being modulated.
Figure: Sorry I had to do that… Vince. But I had to stop you before you… made another mistake.
Vince: What do you mean ANOTHER mistake?!
Figure: That’s not for me to say. All I can tell you is that… well… your services, tonight, are no longer required.
Vince’s eyes widen as he gets livid.
Vince: Do you know who you’re talkin’ to?! I’m Vincent Kennedy McMahon! I own this company! Just who the Hell ARE you?!
Figure: Oh, forgive my rudeness. Where are my manners? I am the Anonymous RAW General Manager. Though, I guess I’m not so anonymous anymore.
Vince: The RAW GM? You still work for me so you can’t tell me I’m not needed!
The RAW GM slides a piece of paper across the table.
RAW GM: Someone pick that up and show it to the camera.
A hand reaches into frame, picks up the paper, and holds it up to the camera. The Letterhead clearly reads: WWE Board of Directors. The hand then removes the paper.
RAW GM: That is a memo from the WWE Board of Directors, Vince. They have given me full control of RAW tonight. And they’ve given me the authority to say and do this: Get out of my ring before I have you removed!
The crowd erupts into cheers as Vince looks around, a look of disgust on his face. The Superstars in the ring turn from the TitanTron to look at Vince.
Vince: YOU CAN’T DO THIS!
RAW GM: Oh I can’t, can I? *snaps fingers* Gentlemen!
The four Superstars converge on Vince who backs away in fright. He backs right into… The Rock. Vince turns around slowly as Rock stares a whole in Vince and the crowd’s cheers increase in volume. Rock steps aside and motions to the ropes as Vince gulps. The other three start walking toward Vince slowly and menacingly as Vince backs against the ropes. Rock raises ‘The People’s Eyebrow’ and points, once again, out of the ring. Vince, hesitantly, leaves the ring and begins his walk up the ramp.
Crowd: Na-Na-Naaaaa-Naaaa….. Na-Na-Naaaaa-Naaaa….. Hey-Hey-Hey…. Goooodbyeeeeee!
Vince sputters in anger as he makes his way to the back. The four Superstars in the ring look up to the TitanTron as the RAW GM continues.
RAW GM: Now that THAT is taken care of, it’s time we took care of the four of you. It would seem that we now have three challengers for the WWE Championship. And all three of you have valid arguments. So here’s what I’m going to do. In the interest of fairness, I think we should hold a tournament. The three of you will wrestle in singles competition tonight against opponents of my choosing. Win and you move on to the Semi-Finals. Lose and you will no longer be in contention for the WWE Championship. And John Cena… my WWE Champion. After your grueling match last night with The Rock, I think you deserve the night off. Well? What are you standing there for, Cena? Off you go!
Cena blinks and shrugs before placing the WWE Title Belt on his shoulder and leaving the ring. As he makes his way up the ramp, the RAW GM chimes in again.
RAW GM: As for the rest of you, you will not find out who your opponent is until your match. So head on back…
Rock, being closest to the ropes, leaves the ring, followed by Del Rio. Drew smirks and begins to walk to the front of the ring, but the GM stops him.
RAW GM: …except for you, Drew. Stay where you are. You see… your match is next!
Drew stops as Rock and Del Rio turn around, walking backwards up the ramp. They shrug and leave to the back with Cena as the RAW GM says his final words.
RAW GM: And your opponent… is THIS man! This match will surely be a Slobberknocker! Good Luck Drew!
Speakers: S.O.S.!
The crowd erupts into cheers as “S.O.S.” by Collie Buddz blares over the arena speakers and Kofi Kingston comes jogging out from the back. He stops on the stage and does his Boom-Boom-Boom Taunt as pyros erupt from the stage, timed with it. With the last ‘Boom,’ Kofi jumps and runs down the ramp.
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Match #1 – Kofi Kingston vs Drew McIntyre
Justin: The following match is scheduled for One Fall and it is a Qualifier for the WWE Championship Number One Contender’s Tournament! Making his way to the ring… from Ghana, West Africa, weighing in at 221 pounds… Kofi… Kingston!
Kofi slides into the ring and jumps to his feet as Drew stares at him from the opposite side of the ring. Kofi climbs the nearest turnbuckle and poses at the top as he does his ‘Boom’ Taunt once more. He then hops off of the turnbuckle and pulls his t-shirt off as his music fades and he stares at Drew.
Justin: And his opponent… from Ayr, Scotland… weighing in at 256 pounds… Drew… McIntyre!
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