Post by chriz on Jun 20, 2011 17:17:24 GMT -5
WWE Capital Punishment
Open
Kofi Kingston (c) vs. Dolph Ziggler – Untied states championship.
Ok as both people come out I have to say I like the titantron/stage area made to look like the white house and the red white and blue ropes. Both men lock-up with kofi gaining the advantage. Dolf fights out and gets some momentum.
Kofi reverses and goes for trouble in paradise but Dolf reverse. Dolf is staying strong here with a pretty good offence . He’s not doing flashy moves but his basic game is looking the best it has in a while with drop kicks and holds.
Kofi starts to reverse a few moves and sends dolph in to the corner. \dolph comes out and Kofi hits some chops. Kofi climbs up and hits a cross body off the top. Boom drop! Kofi doing his “ohoh oh oh” taunt. Goes for trouble in paradise. dolph reverses. Kofi hits the sos. Both Dolph kicks out and starts building an attack.
Kofi hits a big cool cross body off top rope again after fighting dolph off the corner. Kofi goes for Trouble in Paradise Dolph reverse Kofi is on ropes. Vickie grabs Kofi’s face, Dolph hits the sleeper and Kofi struggling ….. he passes out!
Winner - Dolph Ziggler new champion
4 out of 5
Promo
A limo pulls up and R-truth comes out with the wwe title and he keeps saying “the champ is in the house fo sizzle” after eve says she doesn’t know him he calls her little janey
Miz is been interviewed. He says only not wwe cause of Alex Riley he says Alex Riley was only good to carry the briefcase. Miz won it , Miz fought at wm and more. Miz says after tonight Alex Riley will be a bag carrier again.
Both together = 3 out 5 very average.
Match
The Miz vs. Alex Riley
Master vs Apprentice this will be an epic show down ….. or not lol. A-ry starts off with punches but Miz fights back and starts to just beat A-ry down. He wears him down with a sleep/headlock before he continues just beating him down.
Cole was tolerable up until this match. Now he’s back to been annoying. I’m tempted to press mute. A-ry trys to fight back but Miz moves and A-ry hits the metal pole and falls outside. Miz follows and continues just beating him down.
Miz mocks A-ry and gets slapped, A-ry trys fighting back and Miz locks in a sleeper hold. Miz dominating here. Miz climbs up and jumps off and hits A-ry with forearm. Miz continues beating him. Miz set A-ry in corner and runs, A-ry moves up as miz slides nuts first into metal pole.
A-ry now starts dominate hitting Miz with spine busters and brawls outside the ring. Cole mouth off at him and A-ry throws him to floor. Miz grabs briefcase to hit A-ry but ref takes it off him and A-ry hits a ddt. 1.2.3
Winner A-ry
2 out of 5 – a complete beat down with a last minute come back for a second? What is this a Cena Match?
Promo
SGT. Slaughter is backstage talking to a fake Obama, Vickie comes up to him singing “happy fathers day to you” so badly it makes the American idol contestants look professional. Till security drag her away. Pointless and unfunny.
1/5
Match
Big Show vs. Alberto Del Rio
Big show starts beating up Alberto , Mark Henry beats up big show. He lifts big show and slams through announce table. The bell has not rang yet. The match has not started. Mark Henry assaults the leg of Big Show and leaves out. You know considering how concerned Kane was, you’d think he had come out.
The 10 count starts and Big show gets In the ring. Alberto targets the leg and starts working on it. Big Show fights back and goes for a choke slam but his leg gives out. Alberto rolls outside. Alberto climbs turnbuckle and jumps off but Big show catches him for chokeslam but Alberto hits leg.
Alberto locks on the cross arm but to big shows leg! A cross leg …. Okay, cool strategy. Big show reaches ropes. Big show looks in pain. Big shoe finally gets up but collapse again. The ref stops the match due to big show only having one leg. (So how did Zach Gowen win matches?)
Winner Alberto Del Rio
3 out of 5 – mainly as interested in what will happen with Mark Henry
Promo
R-Truth is backstage doing his angry rant at someone. It was hard to see a point.
Wade Barrett grabs a microphone and starts shouting off. He says USA needs a Queen and starts an Anti-USA rant. My god are they going to build up Ezekiel Jackson as an all American hero like Lex Luger and Hulk Hogan?
Wade Barrett (c) vs. Ezekiel Jackson Intercontinental Championship
Let’s get this over, I just hope Ezekiel’s pokemon trainer has let him new a move move. A usa chant and Wade locks in a headlock. Ezekiel powers out. Ezekiel goes for Torture rack but Wade gets out. Ezekiel begins dominating with punches but Wade fights out kicking him in the head with a big boot.
Wade taking control. Wade starts wearing him down with some submission holds. Ezekiel powers out and hits multiple clotheslines. He goes for powerslams. Wade fights him and hits Wasteland. Ezekiel kicks out of pin.
They get up and Ezekiel fights him with power slams after power slams, Torture rack and Wade submits instantly.
Winner and new champion Ezekiel
1 out of 5 my god same shit different night with Ezekiel.
Jerry lawler gets in the ring and asks him how it feels. He says its great he has independence now. BORING! Even the crowd seem bored.
Anti-bullying advert.
Promo
Fkae Obama meets Beth (soooo hot) Santino and Natalya. Santino asks Obama to see his cobra and gets restrained by security because they thought he meant his thingy.
CM punk is been interviewed. He was Washington is full of scum like politicians . CM punk is honest and Rey is not.
3/5 – for punk and for Beth
Match
CM Punk vs. Rey Mysterio
They lock up with Rey winning the exchange. They lock up again, and punk gets the advantage. Punk starts to take charge till Rey builds up some offence; the match keeps going back and forth here. Till they get outside and punk slams rey in to rails. Punk starts to dominate with quick grapples and slow submissions.
Rey reverses in corner and try’s to fight out but punk won’t let him. Rey manages to send Punk outside and rey does a moonsault flip to outside! Rey now building offence. The mach is moving faster than I can type lol but Rey kicks him in head and trys to pin but punk Kicked out.
Rey clims turnbuckle but punk climbs up and slams Rey backwards crashing to mat. 2 count pin he swings rey in to corner and Punk does running kick he tries again and rrey reverses into a 619 to outside rey gets him in ring and punk fights back. GTS… no rey counters.
Punk hits a kick to the head and another 2 count. Punk goes for gts rey reverses in to 619 but punk reverses that into a GTS. 1 2 3
Winner – CM Punk
4.3 out of 5 – good match. But oddly CM punk has American themed outfit and Rey is in black. I expected a captain American rey. Oh well. Great match.
Match
Randy Orton (c) vs. Christian – World championship.
Randy orton takes control early. Every time Christian reverses orton reverses his reversal! Orton looks to dominating but Christian sends him outside. Orton trys to get back in but Christian drop kicks him to his face. Christian now trying to build some momentum but Orton takes control again.
Christian takes control off him and begins some technical moves and basic attacks to wear Orton down. It looks to be working. Orton rolls up fast in corner into small package. Cool looking move by Orton and unexpected.
Christian hits head moves, He is trying to exploit Orton’s concussion. Orton Battles o ut and starts to build an attack. The match seems more Orton than Christian but not a squash as Christian is getting good offence in.
Orton superplexs Christian. Orton is holding his head and Christian starts punching him but Orton punches back and wins. Orton lifts Christian up his and slams his head down, cool Move by Orton. Christian fights back. Orton hits a ddt though the ropes.
Orton pounds the mat. He goes for RKO and Christian reverse in to a a sort of backwards DDT. Christian goes for spear, Orton jumps over and RKO, Christian pushes him to mat and spear! 1.2 .. no.
They get up and Christian leaps off top rope Orton ducked. Christian lands on his feet and RKO 1 2 3
Christian argues with ref but Orton hits Christian with title and poses
4/5 a pretty good showing. Not their best but good. Interestingly enough Christian was right his foot WAS under the rope!
Promo
Money in the bank Promo with Big Show reading a bed time story to hornswoggle.
Keith Stone comes out with Bella twins. Nothing else, no ring promo , nothing. I’m left feeling “Why?”
Match
Bonus – Jack Swagger vs Evan Bourn
Bourn runs and Swagger takes charge. Swagger wearing Bourn down. Bourn comes back with quick attacks But Swagger keeps dominating here. The crowd are hardly reacting and neither am I. It’s just boring filler till wwe tile.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Sorry nodded off there. Swagger still dominating. Bourn fights back. But again Swagger won’t let him keep it up long. Bourn climbs up high and jumps doing a diving ddt. Bourn climbs up again and flips landing on his feet as swagger moves, swagger gets him down and ankle lock! But Bourn reverses into small package 1 2 3.
Another 3 hour raw advert
Promo
Fake Obama comes out and says thank you. A lot. Then says it’s an honour to be there. He says when he works on the budget. He says good luck to cena crowd BOOOs loud! He also says he’s not the raw GM, talks about teddy long. He is ready for main event!
Booker T interrupts him. He asks him to join him in the ring. F.O enters the ring. Booker says he’s made history been the first black president, been first president given Nobel prize then asks him to do the spin-arooni. Barrack-arooni!
1 out 5 – Lame. Best part was “let’s hear it for Cena” “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
National Guard promo.
Match
John Cena (c) vs. R-Truth – WWE title.
R-Truth takes control at first beating cena down. Oh my god how can Cena come back from this assault! … ok I’ll try to keep the sarcasm to a minimum. R-Truth is dominating Cena and even taking time to mock him.
Cana try’s to battle but fails as hard as a twilight fan does at getting laid. R-Truth continues. A cool looking hip-toss from R-truth. And R-truth wears him down with some headlocks. LOL Booker T “This crowd is fully behind cena” cole “Do you not hear what they are saying?” award!
Cena is starting the 5 moves of doom. 5 knuckle shuffle, AA… no Truth reverse the AA into a sort of stunner. Cena manages to lock in STF but Truth reaches the rope. R-truth scissor kicks, But cena kicks out of the pin.
R-truth off the rope Cena crabs and goes for AA but again Truth reverses. Truth goes outside. He steals a cap of a kid and his drink. The kid throws water on Truth, Cena takes advantage and rolls Truth into ring. AA 1 2 3.
Winner – Cena
2 out of 5 – Predictable but ending was funny.
Event – 3 out of 5 – Average
Open
Kofi Kingston (c) vs. Dolph Ziggler – Untied states championship.
Ok as both people come out I have to say I like the titantron/stage area made to look like the white house and the red white and blue ropes. Both men lock-up with kofi gaining the advantage. Dolf fights out and gets some momentum.
Kofi reverses and goes for trouble in paradise but Dolf reverse. Dolf is staying strong here with a pretty good offence . He’s not doing flashy moves but his basic game is looking the best it has in a while with drop kicks and holds.
Kofi starts to reverse a few moves and sends dolph in to the corner. \dolph comes out and Kofi hits some chops. Kofi climbs up and hits a cross body off the top. Boom drop! Kofi doing his “ohoh oh oh” taunt. Goes for trouble in paradise. dolph reverses. Kofi hits the sos. Both Dolph kicks out and starts building an attack.
Kofi hits a big cool cross body off top rope again after fighting dolph off the corner. Kofi goes for Trouble in Paradise Dolph reverse Kofi is on ropes. Vickie grabs Kofi’s face, Dolph hits the sleeper and Kofi struggling ….. he passes out!
Winner - Dolph Ziggler new champion
4 out of 5
Promo
A limo pulls up and R-truth comes out with the wwe title and he keeps saying “the champ is in the house fo sizzle” after eve says she doesn’t know him he calls her little janey
Miz is been interviewed. He says only not wwe cause of Alex Riley he says Alex Riley was only good to carry the briefcase. Miz won it , Miz fought at wm and more. Miz says after tonight Alex Riley will be a bag carrier again.
Both together = 3 out 5 very average.
Match
The Miz vs. Alex Riley
Master vs Apprentice this will be an epic show down ….. or not lol. A-ry starts off with punches but Miz fights back and starts to just beat A-ry down. He wears him down with a sleep/headlock before he continues just beating him down.
Cole was tolerable up until this match. Now he’s back to been annoying. I’m tempted to press mute. A-ry trys to fight back but Miz moves and A-ry hits the metal pole and falls outside. Miz follows and continues just beating him down.
Miz mocks A-ry and gets slapped, A-ry trys fighting back and Miz locks in a sleeper hold. Miz dominating here. Miz climbs up and jumps off and hits A-ry with forearm. Miz continues beating him. Miz set A-ry in corner and runs, A-ry moves up as miz slides nuts first into metal pole.
A-ry now starts dominate hitting Miz with spine busters and brawls outside the ring. Cole mouth off at him and A-ry throws him to floor. Miz grabs briefcase to hit A-ry but ref takes it off him and A-ry hits a ddt. 1.2.3
Winner A-ry
2 out of 5 – a complete beat down with a last minute come back for a second? What is this a Cena Match?
Promo
SGT. Slaughter is backstage talking to a fake Obama, Vickie comes up to him singing “happy fathers day to you” so badly it makes the American idol contestants look professional. Till security drag her away. Pointless and unfunny.
1/5
Match
Big Show vs. Alberto Del Rio
Big show starts beating up Alberto , Mark Henry beats up big show. He lifts big show and slams through announce table. The bell has not rang yet. The match has not started. Mark Henry assaults the leg of Big Show and leaves out. You know considering how concerned Kane was, you’d think he had come out.
The 10 count starts and Big show gets In the ring. Alberto targets the leg and starts working on it. Big Show fights back and goes for a choke slam but his leg gives out. Alberto rolls outside. Alberto climbs turnbuckle and jumps off but Big show catches him for chokeslam but Alberto hits leg.
Alberto locks on the cross arm but to big shows leg! A cross leg …. Okay, cool strategy. Big show reaches ropes. Big show looks in pain. Big shoe finally gets up but collapse again. The ref stops the match due to big show only having one leg. (So how did Zach Gowen win matches?)
Winner Alberto Del Rio
3 out of 5 – mainly as interested in what will happen with Mark Henry
Promo
R-Truth is backstage doing his angry rant at someone. It was hard to see a point.
Wade Barrett grabs a microphone and starts shouting off. He says USA needs a Queen and starts an Anti-USA rant. My god are they going to build up Ezekiel Jackson as an all American hero like Lex Luger and Hulk Hogan?
Wade Barrett (c) vs. Ezekiel Jackson Intercontinental Championship
Let’s get this over, I just hope Ezekiel’s pokemon trainer has let him new a move move. A usa chant and Wade locks in a headlock. Ezekiel powers out. Ezekiel goes for Torture rack but Wade gets out. Ezekiel begins dominating with punches but Wade fights out kicking him in the head with a big boot.
Wade taking control. Wade starts wearing him down with some submission holds. Ezekiel powers out and hits multiple clotheslines. He goes for powerslams. Wade fights him and hits Wasteland. Ezekiel kicks out of pin.
They get up and Ezekiel fights him with power slams after power slams, Torture rack and Wade submits instantly.
Winner and new champion Ezekiel
1 out of 5 my god same shit different night with Ezekiel.
Jerry lawler gets in the ring and asks him how it feels. He says its great he has independence now. BORING! Even the crowd seem bored.
Anti-bullying advert.
Promo
Fkae Obama meets Beth (soooo hot) Santino and Natalya. Santino asks Obama to see his cobra and gets restrained by security because they thought he meant his thingy.
CM punk is been interviewed. He was Washington is full of scum like politicians . CM punk is honest and Rey is not.
3/5 – for punk and for Beth
Match
CM Punk vs. Rey Mysterio
They lock up with Rey winning the exchange. They lock up again, and punk gets the advantage. Punk starts to take charge till Rey builds up some offence; the match keeps going back and forth here. Till they get outside and punk slams rey in to rails. Punk starts to dominate with quick grapples and slow submissions.
Rey reverses in corner and try’s to fight out but punk won’t let him. Rey manages to send Punk outside and rey does a moonsault flip to outside! Rey now building offence. The mach is moving faster than I can type lol but Rey kicks him in head and trys to pin but punk Kicked out.
Rey clims turnbuckle but punk climbs up and slams Rey backwards crashing to mat. 2 count pin he swings rey in to corner and Punk does running kick he tries again and rrey reverses into a 619 to outside rey gets him in ring and punk fights back. GTS… no rey counters.
Punk hits a kick to the head and another 2 count. Punk goes for gts rey reverses in to 619 but punk reverses that into a GTS. 1 2 3
Winner – CM Punk
4.3 out of 5 – good match. But oddly CM punk has American themed outfit and Rey is in black. I expected a captain American rey. Oh well. Great match.
Match
Randy Orton (c) vs. Christian – World championship.
Randy orton takes control early. Every time Christian reverses orton reverses his reversal! Orton looks to dominating but Christian sends him outside. Orton trys to get back in but Christian drop kicks him to his face. Christian now trying to build some momentum but Orton takes control again.
Christian takes control off him and begins some technical moves and basic attacks to wear Orton down. It looks to be working. Orton rolls up fast in corner into small package. Cool looking move by Orton and unexpected.
Christian hits head moves, He is trying to exploit Orton’s concussion. Orton Battles o ut and starts to build an attack. The match seems more Orton than Christian but not a squash as Christian is getting good offence in.
Orton superplexs Christian. Orton is holding his head and Christian starts punching him but Orton punches back and wins. Orton lifts Christian up his and slams his head down, cool Move by Orton. Christian fights back. Orton hits a ddt though the ropes.
Orton pounds the mat. He goes for RKO and Christian reverse in to a a sort of backwards DDT. Christian goes for spear, Orton jumps over and RKO, Christian pushes him to mat and spear! 1.2 .. no.
They get up and Christian leaps off top rope Orton ducked. Christian lands on his feet and RKO 1 2 3
Christian argues with ref but Orton hits Christian with title and poses
4/5 a pretty good showing. Not their best but good. Interestingly enough Christian was right his foot WAS under the rope!
Promo
Money in the bank Promo with Big Show reading a bed time story to hornswoggle.
Keith Stone comes out with Bella twins. Nothing else, no ring promo , nothing. I’m left feeling “Why?”
Match
Bonus – Jack Swagger vs Evan Bourn
Bourn runs and Swagger takes charge. Swagger wearing Bourn down. Bourn comes back with quick attacks But Swagger keeps dominating here. The crowd are hardly reacting and neither am I. It’s just boring filler till wwe tile.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Sorry nodded off there. Swagger still dominating. Bourn fights back. But again Swagger won’t let him keep it up long. Bourn climbs up high and jumps doing a diving ddt. Bourn climbs up again and flips landing on his feet as swagger moves, swagger gets him down and ankle lock! But Bourn reverses into small package 1 2 3.
Another 3 hour raw advert
Promo
Fake Obama comes out and says thank you. A lot. Then says it’s an honour to be there. He says when he works on the budget. He says good luck to cena crowd BOOOs loud! He also says he’s not the raw GM, talks about teddy long. He is ready for main event!
Booker T interrupts him. He asks him to join him in the ring. F.O enters the ring. Booker says he’s made history been the first black president, been first president given Nobel prize then asks him to do the spin-arooni. Barrack-arooni!
1 out 5 – Lame. Best part was “let’s hear it for Cena” “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
National Guard promo.
Match
John Cena (c) vs. R-Truth – WWE title.
R-Truth takes control at first beating cena down. Oh my god how can Cena come back from this assault! … ok I’ll try to keep the sarcasm to a minimum. R-Truth is dominating Cena and even taking time to mock him.
Cana try’s to battle but fails as hard as a twilight fan does at getting laid. R-Truth continues. A cool looking hip-toss from R-truth. And R-truth wears him down with some headlocks. LOL Booker T “This crowd is fully behind cena” cole “Do you not hear what they are saying?” award!
Cena is starting the 5 moves of doom. 5 knuckle shuffle, AA… no Truth reverse the AA into a sort of stunner. Cena manages to lock in STF but Truth reaches the rope. R-truth scissor kicks, But cena kicks out of the pin.
R-truth off the rope Cena crabs and goes for AA but again Truth reverses. Truth goes outside. He steals a cap of a kid and his drink. The kid throws water on Truth, Cena takes advantage and rolls Truth into ring. AA 1 2 3.
Winner – Cena
2 out of 5 – Predictable but ending was funny.
Event – 3 out of 5 – Average