Post by chriz on May 20, 2011 18:06:13 GMT -5
WWE Smackdown recap by chriz
May 20th, 2011
Opening match
Christian Vs Sheamus – A hard fought match that was very close. I enjoyed this match. Cole annoyed me in this match with his constant “Christian doesn’t deserve to be world Champion” comments., As you know that’s what the powers that be in wwe think.
Christian won buy reversing the celtic cross into a small package.
4 out 5 stars for this match
Aftermath
Mark Henry ran out and started to assault Christian. Then 2 on 1 attack on Christian. Randy Orton makes the save as the heels run away up the ramp.
BIG MISTAKE. It had a great match that was then over booked at the end. It kind of cheapened the match before it.
1 out 5 for this. As it was just a mess IMO and looked thrown together.
From the vault : HHH (wwe champion) vs big show :
Weird choice when they show Big show as heel. But regardless of that the match was pretty good. Big show was made to look powerful and unstoppable. While HHH was made to look tough and hard to keep down.
The match seemed more one sided in favour of big show. Always weird seeing matches with HHH where he doesn’t just burry people. The winner of the match was big show via DQ by undertaker interfering. Then Vladimir Kozlov attacked HHH.
Remember when Vladimir Kozlov was relevant? Me neither
3 out 5 for this. Not a great match but it was well done considering all aspects.
Interview with Bella twins.
They were talking about what happened on raw last week when they got destroyed by Khama. They were arguing about them walking out on each other then made up. Pretty short, pretty pointless but yay up next Natalya!
1 out of 5 here.
Brie Bella vs Natalya.
Ahhhhh Natalya *drools* God what I’d like to do her is get some whipped cream , a car battery and …… sorry I lost what I was doing for a second.
Natalya takes charge pretty much from the start. Out side distraction from the other Bella and Brie takes charge for …. As long as it took to write this sentence HA. Natalya takes charge again and shows off her strength.
Brie kicks Natalya low blow while reff is pulling Natalya from corner assault and hits the X-factor (not it’s name but that’s what I’m still calling it damn it!) and wins
3 out 5 – rated higher than it should be as divas matches are rated compared to other diva matches .
No Khama? Boooo I wanted Natalya to fight her.
Interview : Ezekiel Jackson
He talks about how it’s his time for dominance, How the corre can not break him and they unleashed an unstoppable force.
3 out of 5 – He’s in improved on Mic skills a little.
Aftermath
Corre comes out followed by Teddy long. Teddy long makes a 6 man tag. Corre vs Ezekiel Jackson and ….. Big show & Kane!
Big show & Kane come out and Kane hits his pyro in ring. I still mark out for the 4 corner pyro.
Match : Corre vs Ezekiel Jackson , Big show & Kane!
Team Kane (Yes I’m a kane mark) starts off very dominate in this match. A test of strength between Wade and Ezekiel ….. Ezekiel wins (who saw that coming!) The match carries on like a squash match
Wade pulls down rope sending kane outside and the corre start building an offence. So not a squash match. Kane eventually tags in Ezekiel and the match changes back to team Kane dominating
Ezekiel wins with torture rack!
2 out of 4 – not a complete squash but good enough.
Interview Christian
He accuses randy orton of taking his time to get to the ring to save him. He says he’s not angry at orton but he seems pretty bitter/angry. Christian heel turning soon?
3 out 4 too short but always good hearing Christian talk.
Interview : Chavo!
Chavo puts down Sin Cara, talking about how he’ll do in 5 minutes what Sin Cara struggled too., beat Daniel Bryan!
Match : Daniel Bryan vs Chavo.
A clock counts down 5 minutes in the corner. This started as great match. Why was Chavo jobbed out to Hornswoggle again? God wwe are idiots. Chavo can have great matches yet he’s jobbed to Hornswoggle, Cena can’t put on a great match and is booked as superman. Yeah …. That makes sense.
The clock ticks as away as the match goes back and forth. Daniel Bryan tries to lock on LeBell Lock but chavo won’t let him. Chavo puts on a great offence , hits the frog splash. 1 , 2 , ….. Daniel Bryan kicks out. The clock hits 00:00. Chavo failed
Chavo snaps and attacks Bryan sending him into the metal post. Sin Cara runs down and attacks chavo!.
4 out 5
Ted DiBiase comes out with Cody Rhodes! Priceless reunited !
There’s an awesome cody prom. Cody gives Ted a paper bag to wear. Then Ted is interviewed by cody (in which Ted uses fake mexican accent!) I found this hilarious . It was very well done IMO
4 out 5
Match Ted DiBiase vs Trent Barreta
Ted DiBiase looks more aggressive than usual in this match. But we all know Trent Barreta is jobbing. I was right he jobbed.
Winner =Ted DiBiase
1 out of 5 short job match that would of served better as an opening match
Matt Striker waits to interview orton – I miss him commentating. As far as commentating , Striker > booker T
The Great Khali vs Jey uso (no really that’s the match wwe made!)
The Great Khali squashes Jey. Then Jhinder Mahal comes out and says something in foreign to Khali. Then Khali squashes jey more. Wins and then attacks Ranjin Singh.
1 out 5 – What’s the point? And no my review of this is not too short as the whole thing ended before I finished typing it up!
Interview – Randy orton
He says that Christian been 99% is good, but good enough to beat him and walks to the ring. Not rating this as it was literally 1 sentence
Main event : Randy Orton vs Mark Henry
Let me just run this past you. Christian opened , Daniel Bryan , Cody & ted were used earlier. Mark Henry is main eventing. Christian who is number 1 contender and was a champion a few weeks ago = opening. Yet the guy who made Mae Young give birth to hand is in the main event.
FUCK YOU WWE.
But the match it’s self. Mark henry is made to look powerful as he dominates Orton. Really? Mark Henry is dominating Orton? The guy who made Mae Young give birth to hand is dominating the World champion
FUCK YOU WWE
Randy Orton puts up an attack and Sheamus interferes.
2 out 5
Aftermath
2 vs 1 on orton. Christian comes out and repays orton by waiting on the ramp then goes in for the save. Stare down in the middle of the ring orton vs christian , Mark Henry and Sheamus get back in the ring.
Christian deals with Sheamus. Orton RKO’s Mark Henry then jumps in the air doing a hillarious victory pose.
4 out 5 for ortons pose.
My thoughts.
Match of the night : Daniel Bryan vs Chavo
Highlight of the Night : Orton’s RKO pose!
Low of night : The Great Khali vs Jey uso
Shows rating : 3 out 5