Post by chriz on May 22, 2011 21:59:54 GMT -5
WWE Over the Limit 2011
RIP Macho Man picture at the start. He will be missed.
Titantron/stage looks cool with cars. I just know someone will use them as a weapon at some point.
Opening match : Rey Mysterio vs. R-Truth
R-truth comes out complaining about his parking spot. No really, that’s his peeve of the night. Apparently it’s some “conspiracy” So remember that for the future. If you can’t get a parking spot at the shops or at work or at KFC it’s a conspiracy against you! Yes I’m telling you to be paranoid.
Rey Mysterio comes out next. Now I will say it as enough don’t. What he does when gives his mask to the kid in the front row every week is very cool. Reminds me of Bret with his sunglasses. I love it.
Match starts off pretty even with both getting good offence against each other. R-Truth starts to take charge. I’ll admit it right now, I do not like R-Truth (not hate but just don’t like him) However this is a good match for him to take charge in as Mysterio is an established main-eventer so it helps elevate R-truth up the ranks in my opinion.
Mysterio gives off some cool moves in the match including a big bulldog from the top rope. But what ever he’s throwing at R-Truth, R-Truth kicks out. R-Truth then starts doing some cool moves too like spiralling shoulder/elbow dive.
Mysterio get’s him on the rope for 619 but R-Truth moves to the outside fast avoiding it, Where they fight for a little before getting back into the ring. R-truth get’s the win after hitting a modified rock bottom , And celebrates by pour water in rey’s face. And hitting rey with water bottle
4 out of 5 – Not the outcome I wanted but good for both of R-Truth’s fans
Interview – Miz
Miz talks about his upcoming “I quit match” He talks about how’s he always overlooked. He promises to beat cena (I hope he does! , I hate Miz but he’s the lesser of two evils) A pretty good mini-interview
3 out 5
We get a shot a fish market and cole talks about his match. I’m not even going to bother rating it. It was short and pointless aka a typical cole segment
Match – Wade Barrett (I.C Champion ) vs. Ezekiel Jackson
Barrett comes out first and poses with belt. I see an “I like cheese” sign, I smiled. Then Ezekiel Jackson came out. My smile faded. The match starts off even for about 20 seconds then another “look how strong Ezekiel Jackson is!” moment like we can’t see his obviously steroid filled muscles.
Then another “look how strong Ezekiel Jackson is!” moment, and another …… and another. Followed by him beating down Wade Barrett. Wade Barrett plays possum and starts building an offence. Wade Barrett hits an elbow drop while looking like … and I quote “ a lion in lion’s clothing!”
Wade Barrett sets up wasteland but Ezekiel Jackson gets out of it. Wade takes charge again and gets a 2 count. Ezekiel Jackson takes charge again and starts to dominate. He does shoulder tackles and body slams. (Well the people who make ScR games will have an easy time doing his moveset)
He goes for the torture rack (I know not it’s name but shhhh) and the corre run out and start a beat down. Triple team move. Ezekiel Jackson wins by D.Q (wade keeps his title)
2 out 5 – bland and pretty boring with basic moves repeated over and over like a 5 year old move spamming on a fighting game.
Wrestlemania advert on Bluray (and dvd for prehistoric folk )
CM Punk and Mason Ryan walk backstage to find the other of new nexus beat up saying Big Show and Kane did it. CM Punk pulls his “It’s all part of the plan” thing.
3 out 5 – meh
Match : Sin Cara vs. Chavo Guerrero
Sin Cara comes out first, I do love Sin Cara’s entrance. Followed by Chavo Guerrero. Kinda weird though. Normally entrance order goes heel then face. The normal Sin Cara lights cover the ring as the match begins
Sin Cara looks impressive as always with his moves. Even jumping over the top spinning , hitting Chavo and landing on his feet. Sin Cara pretty much dominates early on keeping up his assault till chavo takes control.
Sin Cara reverses and starts to take control but Chavo stops him. Chavo is doing a different tactic than usual been more solid technical. (again from my smackdown review. FUCK YOU wwe for jobbing Chavo to a leprechaun.) but It works out well as both styles are mixing well.
Sin Cara wins!
4 out 5 – I rated this higher than most would because it was a solid match even if it was basically a squash match. But didn’t expect it to be as good.
B.A.* advert.
Interview – Christian and Randy Orton.
Christian tells us he’s not mad. He’s sure he’ll win. Randy Orton tell’s Christian he’s a great guy but his “feel good story won’t have a happy story”
3 out 5 kind of ok but nothing they not said on SD.
Promo - Alberto Del Rio
Alberto Del Rio’s personal ring announcer is in the ring! Next Alberto Del Rio comes out and tells us his name! He’s out to talk about his destiny and illegal immigrants. He’s insults the audience a few times. He’s not upset he’s not in the wwe title match as he can make John Cena and Miz say “I quit” and It’s only a matter of time till he’s wwe champion.
Big Show and Kane interrupt him. Still love kanes in ring pyro. Kane talks! He’s upset the world didn’t end yesterday! Nice. He tells Alberto Del Rio to leave and big show threatens to punch Alberto.
Wait …. Moments after the B.A.* advert about anti-bullying big show tells a guy half size “get out or I’ll punch you” ….. Kind of hypocritical there wwe. Bullying = wrong unless your big enough to bully , then it’s okay!
CM Punk and Mason Ryan come out.
Match : The Big Show and Kane (Tag champions) vs. The New Nexus (CM Punk and Mason Ryan)
Mason Ryan shows off his strength early on. He tags in CM punk then Kane shows off his strength on punk and tags in show. Cole rambles on during match, kind of annoying in this match. Big show dominates punk.
Big show tags in Kane and Kane starts to dominate punk. A little annoyed by this. Punk looks like a joke and Mason Ryan looks like the better member. BULLSHIT! That aside the match continues on with Mason Ryan been tagged in.
Mason Ryan dominates Kane and tags in punk. Punk starts building an offence at last. But then tags in Welsh Batista …. I mean Mason Ryan. Who again starts to dominate Kane. I miss unstoppable masked Kane
Kane hits a suplex and both men are laid out. Mason Ryan tags in punk and punk stops kane tagging. Punk starts to beat down kane till he goes for a top rope move and kane moves makes his tag.
Big show now starts dominating Mason Ryan & punk. Kane runs in and Big Show and Kane double choke slam Mason Ryan and win.
3.5 out 5. A good match when Mason Ryan was not in the ring. Unfortunately he was in the ring the most.
Promo -
A dream sequence featuring Obama! Advertising capital punishment.
4 out 5 just for the “WHAT THE FUCK?!”
Match Brie Bella (Divas champ.) vs. Kelly Kelly
Toilet break! ….. I mean Diva’s match (same thing.)
Kelly Kelly starts building an offence early till Brie manages to gain offence. I’d feel I had let you all down if I different mention both divas look fuck-tastic tonight. I would do things to them that would scar the kids watching for life …… I digress
The match is pretty equal with both taking turns been on top ….. Speaking of “been on top” ….. No much review divas. The Bella’s switch and Brie wins! Retaining her title.
2 out 5 : bad even by diva standards.
Michael Cole leaves to go prepare. So …. WOOHOO! No cole during Randy Orton vs. Christian.
Match : Randy Orton (World champion) vs. Christian
Christian comes out first. Note I still prefer the Waterproof Blond version of his theme to the emo version by Story of year. Then Orton comes out with the title. Slowly walking to the ring , so slow he kind of makes undertaker look like the flash!
Crowd seems behind both wrestlers …. Sorry “entertainers” and the match starts off pretty even with Orton surprisingly showing off some technical skill. Christian gets 2 pin attempts but Orton kicks out. I admit I like both superstars but I’d have laughed if Christian had won with his first roll up in 3 seconds into the match.
Christian shows off his technical skill too. Christian takes charge for a portion of the match wearing orton down with different types of headlocks and sleepers. But Orton fights back with a drop kick and begins taking charge. Christian climbs the top robe but Orton fights him and does a suplex from the top rope. 1, 2 , Christian kicks out.
The match continues pretty evenly. Both guys getting in some good offence. Christan gets Orton down and jumps off the top rope. Orton catches Christian’s legs and jumps over him for a pin 1 , 2 christia reverses into a pin 1 2 Orton kicks out.
Christian gets orton down again and does a diving headbutt/shoulder drop to Orton. Both men again fight back and forth. Neither showing signs of it been over just yet. Reversal of RKO and Kill switch by both. Orton locks in a modified boston crab (modified so orton is stood up but facing same way as Christian.) Christian reaches the ropes.
Christian fake dives off top rope so orton goes for RKO as orton realises Christian jumps off and does a roll up pin. 1 , 2 , close but orton kicks out. Clever and awesome moment in my opinion. Orton hits his ddt through ropes and tried pinning , Christian is down and orton goes for RKO but Christian stops it.
Orton is down and Christian sets up the spear, Christian runs and orton reverses it into a power slam. Christian is down and orton goes for the punt but hesitates, he then runs again and Christian spears ! Another 2 count from Christian
Christian posing for kill switch , Orton reverse to RKO , Christian reverse to kill switch, Orton counters going for a backdrop, Christian flips over him. RKO 1 2 3 Orton Wins!
4.5 out 5 , Solid match and very close with it looking like either man could have won. Great match.
Orton offers a handshake Christian walks away , crowd booo, Christian turns back and stares at him before hand shake.
Match : Jerry Lawler vs. Michael Cole : Kiss My Foot Match
Michael Cole has been promising a big surprise all night. Let’s see what it is.
King enters first. Then Michael Cole comes out limping and grabs a microphone. He then says he is medically unable to wrestle. He wishes he could continue but I can’t he even “and I quote” his doctor’s notice. The reff rips up the doctors note while grinning. That reff = WINNING!
King starts to just beat down cole in the middle of the ring even ripping his clothes. Cole begs him to stop but King goes to continue till cole manages to throw him in to the stairs and swings king in to railing.
He then removes his shoe and taunts king. King starts another beat down of cole even throwing him through the glass box. King jumps off top roe with his fist and pins cole 1 2 3. King wins. Cole must now kiss King’s foot. King decides to call out eve. Eve comes down the ring and hits cole with a moonsault off the tope rope
King removes his boot and calls down good old J.R. J.R comes out and pulls out BBQ sauce. He then pours it down cole’s throat till cole spits it out. Cole rolls out the ring and starts going up the ramp. He then says He isn’t a looser but everyone else is. He then says he’ll never kiss king’s foot.
Bret hart’s music hits and the hitman chases cole back into the ring. (Marking out for bret hart) Bret then locks in the sharpshooter! While he’s in it King shoves his foot in cole’s mouth. Everyone in the ring then celebrate.
4 out 5 : The match wasn’t good. But we’ve waited months to see Cole get his. Plus bret hart appearance!
Advert for “That’s what I am”
Match : John Cena (WWE Champion) vs. The Miz : I Quit Match
Yay! A Cena those are always great tv. By the way I’m been sarcastic. We alll know his matches go : Beatdown – Super Cena – 5 moves of doom – win. God seriously, I’d rather be watching The Great Khali’s kiss cam , I’d rather see Cole’s infected foot , I rather watch Goldberg Vs brock lesnar than Cena. But let’s get through this.
Miz is out first. Then out comes the red power ranger …. I mean Elmo …. I mean Po from teletubbies …. I mean that guy from “Fred : The movie” . With the worst looking belt in WWE history. Seriously, even this : www.scwrestlingstore.co.uk/store/images/uploads/The_Rock_Belt.jpg looks beter and that’s a god damn toy!
……. So the match begins. And Miz …. Grabs a microphone and starts talking about how everything is legal even Alex Riley getting involved. Yeah great …. Odds for him to overcome … again. So Miz and Alex Riley begin a 2 on 1 beat down. Cena locks on STFU (or STF as it is now) and Alex Riley has to save Miz. So I guess they are not making Miz look great this match.
5 moves of doom but Miz counters. And no I’m serious 5 moves of doom already. Cena goes for the FU (AA) but Alex Riley saves Miz, and another 2 on 1 beat down begins. Double power bomb off the top rope. “Do you want to quit?” “No”
2 on 1 assault continues this time outside the ring. “No” cena doesn’t want to quit. Miz and Alex Riley expose the table and beat cena with a tv screen. The 2 on 1 continues with Miz sending Cena into the steel steps. Miz then DDT’s Cena on to the steel steps. Miz then threatens Cena into quitting but Cena tells him to go to hell.
Miz then beats Cean’s chest with a Kendo Stick as Alex Riley holds Cena in place. Still Cena won’t quit. Miz is getting angry. “Please just quit Cena” sign that sums up my feelings watching this perfectly. They fight up to the stage area. Cena is kicked off the stage by miz but still doesn’t quit.
Miz and Alex Riley position Cena on a swinging camera. Miz warns him “I have a leather strap I’m going to whip you” but still cena doesn’t quit and makes a “no nuts joke” Miz whips him repeatedly with the strap. But Cena doesn’t quit.
Miz takes him back to the ring and goes to hit him with a chair. Cena enters “Super Cena mode” for a little before 2 on 1 continues again. Miz places a chair into the ropes and “skull crushing finale” on the chair. Still not quitting. Miz asks a kid if Cena should Quit. Kid says “never”.
Miz continues beating Cena and asking Kid. He has Cena stuck in railing. He threatens him again. But Cena doesn’t quit.Miz then uses a chair on a trapped Cena. He asks him again. “Then I quit!” Miz wins (though the “I quit sounded like recording are the doing like Mankind/Rock)
The reff finds Alex Riley’s cellphone with the “I quit” recording. Reff restarts the match. Cena enters “Super Cena mode” Fu’s Alex Riley through a table and beats Miz with a strap chases Miz up the ramp and puts on the STFU. Miz quits. (first time asking Miz!)
1.5 out 5 – Waaaaay to predictable and basically like every other cena “I quit” with Cena saying No 100 times but one move from Cena = Instant quit.
Match of the night : Randy Orton (World champion) vs. Christian
Highlight of the Night : Bret hart
Low of night : John Cena (WWE Champion) vs. The Miz
PPV rating : 3 out 5. To many bad matches and low points.